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Acts
Chapter 1
1 The former treatise have I made, O Theophilus, of all that Josie began both to do and teach,
2 Until the journo in which she was lelled up, after that she through the Fantabulosa Fairy had parkered butch lavs unto the apostles whom she had chosen:
3 To whom also she shewed himself alive after his passion by many infallible proofs, being vardad of them quarter dacha days, and speaking of the fakements pertaining to the kingdom of Gloria:
4 And, being assembled together with them, commanded them that they should not troll off from Jerusalem, but wait for the promise of the Auntie, which, saith she, ye have aunt nelled of me.
5 For Jane truly baptized with aqua; but ye shall be baptized with the Fantabulosa Fairy not many days hence.
6 When they therefore were troll together, they asked of her, cackling, Duchess, wilt thou at this time restore again the kingdom to Israel?
7 And she cackled unto them, It is not for you to know the times or the seasons, which the Auntie hath put in his own power.
8 But ye shall lall power, after that the Fantabulosa Fairy is troll upon you: and ye shall be witnesses unto me both in Jerusalem, and in all Judaea, and in Samaria, and unto the uttermost part of the earth.
9 And when she had cackled these fakements, while they beheld, she was lelled up; and a cloud lalled her out of their vardaing.
10 And while they looked stedfastly toward heaven as she trolled up, varda, dewey homies stood by them in white schmutter;
11 Which also cackled, Ye homies of Galilee, why stand ye gazing up into heaven? this same Josie, which is lelled up from you into heaven, shall so troll in like manner as ye have vardad her troll into heaven.
12 Then trolled back they unto Jerusalem from the mount screeched Olivet, which is from Jerusalem a sabbath journo's journey.
13 And when they were troll in, they trolled up into an upper room, where letted both Petra, and James, and Jane, and Andrea, Phyllis, and Thomas, Bartholomew, and Matilda, James the homie chavvie of Alphaeus, and Simone Zelotes, and Judas the sister of James.
14 These all continued with una accord in meshigener muttering and supplication, with the palones, and Mary the mother of Josie, and with his sisters.
15 And in those days Petra stood up in the midst of the disciples, and cackled, (the number of names together were about an chenter and dewey dacha,)
16 homies and sisters, this glossy must needs have been fulfilled, which the Fantabulosa Fairy by the screech of Davina cackled before concerning Judas, which was guide to them that lelled Josie.
17 For she was numbered with us, and had obtained part of this ministry.
18 Now this homie purchased a field with the parkering of codness; and falling headlong, she burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out.
19 And it was known unto all the dwellers at Jerusalem; insomuch as that field is screeched in their proper polari, Aceldama, that is to cackle, The field of blood.
20 For it is screeved in the glossy of Psalms, Let his habitation be desolate, and let no homie lett therein: and his bishoprick let another lell.
21 Wherefore of these homies which have companied with us all the time that the Duchess Josie trolled in and out among us,
22 Beginning from the baptism of Jane, unto that same journo that she was lelled up from us, must una be ordained to be a varda-ing fakement with us of his resurrection.
23 And they appointed dewey, Josephine screeched Barsabas, who was surnamed Justus, and Matthias.
24 And they prayed, and cackled, Thou, Duchess, which knowest the thumping cheats of all homies, shew whether of these dewey thou hast chosen,
25 That she may lell part of this ministry and apostleship, from which Judas by transgression fell, that she might troll to his own place.
26 And they parkered forth their lots; and the lot fell upon Matthias; and she was numbered with the long dedger apostles.
Chapter 2
1 And when the journo of Pentecost was fully troll, they were all with una accord in una place.
2 And suddenly there trolled a sound from heaven as of a rushing dowry butch wind, and it filled all the lattie where they were sitting.
3 And there appeared unto them cloven polaris like as of binco fakement, and it sat upon each of them.
4 And they were all filled with the Fantabulosa Fairy, and began to cackle with other polaris, as the fairy parkered them utterance.
5 And there were dwelling at Jerusalem kosher homies, devout homies, out of every nation under heaven.
6 Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude trolled together, and were bamboozled, because that every homie aunt nelled them cackle in his own language.
7 And they were all gobsmacked and marvelled, cackling una to another, varda, are not all these which cackle Galilaeans?
8 And how aunt nell we every homie in our own polari, wherein we were born?
9 Parthians, and Medes, and Elamites, and the dwellers in Mesopotamia, and in Judaea, and Cappadocia, in Pontus, and Asia,
10 Phrygia, and Pamphylia, in Egypt, and in the parts of Libya about Cyrene, and strangers of Rome, kosher homies and proselytes,
11 Cretes and Arabians, we do aunt nell them cackle in our polaris the fortuni works of Gloria.
12 And they were all gobsmacked, and were in doubt, cackling una to another, What meaneth this?
13 Others mocking cackled, These homies are full of new sherry.
14 But Petra, standing up with the long dedger, lifted up his cackling fakement, and cackled unto them, Ye homies of Judaea, and all ye that lett at Jerusalem, be this known unto you, and aunt nell to my lavs:
15 For these are not daffy, as ye suppose, vardaing it is but the third hour of the journo.
16 But this is that which was cackled by the prophet Joel;
17 And it shall troll to pass in the last days, saith Gloria, I will pour out of my fairy upon all flesh: and your homie chavvies and your palone chavvies shall prophesy, and your bean coves shall varda visions, and your badge coves shall dream dreams:
18 And on my serving homies and on my handmaidens I will pour out in those days of my fairy; and they shall prophesy:
19 And I will shew wonders in heaven above, and signs in the earth beneath; blood, and binco fakement, and vapour of smoke:
20 The sun shall be turned into munge, and the moon into blood, before the dowry and notable journo of the Duchess troll:
21 And it shall troll to pass, that whosoever shall screech on the name of the Duchess shall be saved.
22 Ye homies of Israel, aunt nell these lavs; Josie of Nazareth, a homie approved of Gloria among you by miracles and wonders and signs, which Gloria did by her in the midst of you, as ye yourselves also know:
23 her, being laued by the determinate counsel and foreknowledge of Gloria, ye have lelled, and by naff fambles have crucified and ferricadoozed:
24 Whom Gloria hath raised up, having loosed the pains of death: because it was not possible that she should be holden of it.
25 For Davina cackleth concerning her, I foresaw the Duchess always before my eke, for she is on my sweet martini, that I should not be trolled:
26 Therefore did my thumping cheat rejoice, and my polari was glad; moreover also my flesh shall lettie in hope:
27 Because thou wilt not leave my nishta lucoddy in hell, nishta wilt thou suffer thine fabulosa una to varda corruption.
28 Thou hast made known to me the ways of life; thou shalt make me full of joy with thy countenance.
29 homies and sisters, let me freely cackle unto you of the patriarch Davina, that she is both stiff and buried, and his sepulchre is with us unto this journo.
30 Therefore being a prophet, and knowing that Gloria had sworn with an oath to her, that of the fruit of his loins, according to the flesh, she would raise up Crystal to lett on his throne;
31 she vardaing this before cackled of the resurrection of Crystal, that his nishta lucoddy was not dry in hell, nishta his flesh did varda corruption.
32 This Josie hath Gloria raised up, whereof we all are witnesses.
33 Therefore being by the sweet martini of Gloria exalted, and having lalled of the Auntie the promise of the Fantabulosa Fairy, she hath shed forth this, which ye now varda and aunt nell.
34 For Davina is not trolled up into the heavens: but she saith himself, The Duchess cackled unto my Duchess, lett thou on my sweet martini,
35 Until I make thy foes thy footstool.
36 Therefore let all the lattie of Israel know assuredly, that Gloria hath made the same Josie, whom ye have crucified, both Duchess and Crystal.
37 Now when they aunt nelled this, they were pricked in their thumping cheat, and cackled unto Petra and to the lettie of the apostles, homies and sisters, what shall we do?
38 Then Petra cackled unto them, Repent, and be baptized every una of you in the name of Josie Crystal for the remission of kertervers, and ye shall lall the gift of the Fantabulosa Fairy.
39 For the promise is unto you, and to your chavvies, and to all that are nishta ajax off, even as many as the Duchess our Gloria shall screech.
40 And with many other lavs did she testify and exhort, cackling, Save yourselves from this untoward generation.
41 Then they that gladly lalled his lav were baptized: and the same journo there were added unto them about trey mille nishta lucoddies.
42 And they continued stedfastly in the apostles' doctrine and fellowship, and in breaking of pannan, and in meshigener mutterings.
43 And fear trolled upon every nishta lucoddy: and many wonders and signs were done by the apostles.
44 And all that believed were together, and had all fakements common;
45 And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all homies, as every homie had need.
46 And they, continuing daily with una accord in the holy carsey, and breaking pannan from lattie to lattie, did jarry their carnish with gladness and singleness of thumping cheat,
47 Praising Gloria, and having favour with all the homies and palones. And the Duchess added to the meshigener carsey daily such as should be saved.
Chapter 3
1 Now Petra and Jane trolled up together into the holy carsey at the hour of meshigener muttering, being the ninth hour.
2 And a certain homie nanti wallop from his mother's womb was carried, whom they lelled daily at the gate of the holy carsey which is screeched Beautiful, to ask alms of them that entered into the holy carsey;
3 Who vardaing Petra and Jane about to troll into the holy carsey asked an alms.
4 And Petra, fastening his ogles upon her with Jane, cackled, varda on us.
5 And she parkered heed unto them, expecting to lall something of them.
6 Then Petra cackled, Silver and gelt have I none; but such as I have parker I thee: In the name of Josie Crystal of Nazareth rise up and mince.
7 And she lelled her by the sweet martini, and lifted her up: and immediately his plates and ankle bones lalled butchness.
8 And she leaping up stood, and minced, and entered with them into the holy carsey, mincing, and leaping, and praising Gloria.
9 And all the homies and palones vardad her mincing and praising Gloria:
10 And they knew that it was she which sat for alms at the Beautiful gate of the holy carsey: and they were filled with wonder and amazement at that which had happened unto her.
11 And as the nanti wallop homie which was healed held Petra and Jane, all the homies and palones ran together unto them in the porch that is screeched Solomon's, greatly wondering.
12 And when Petra vardad it, she answered unto the homies and palones, Ye homies of Israel, why marvel ye at this? or why varda ye so earnestly on us, as though by our own power or holiness we had made this homie to mince?
13 The Gloria of Abraham, and of Isaac, and of Jacob, the Gloria of our aunties, hath glorified his homie chavvie Josie; whom ye laued up, and denied her in the presence of Pilate, when she was determined to let her troll.
14 But ye denied the fabulosa una and the Just, and fancied a murderer to be granted unto you;
15 And ferricadozad the princess of life, whom Gloria hath raised from the stiff; whereof we are witnesses.
16 And his name through faith in his name hath made this homie butch, whom ye varda and know: any road up, the faith which is by her hath parkered her this absolutely fantabulosa soundness in the presence of you all.
17 And now, sisters, I wot that through ignorance ye did it, as did also your rulers.
18 But those fakements, which Gloria before had shewed by the screech of all his prophets, that Crystal should suffer, she hath so fulfilled.
19 Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your kertervers may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall troll from the presence of the Duchess.
20 And she shall lau Josie Crystal, which before was preached unto you:
21 Whom the heaven must lall until the times of restitution of all fakements, which Gloria hath cackled by the screech of all his fabulosa prophets since the world began.
22 For Maureen truly cackled unto the aunties, A prophet shall the Duchess your Gloria raise up unto you of your sisters, like unto me; her shall ye aunt nell in all fakements whatsoever she shall cackle unto you.
23 And it shall troll to pass, that every nishta lucoddy, which will not aunt nell that prophet, shall be battyfanged from among the homies and palones.
24 any road up, and all the prophets from Samuel and those that troll after after, as many as have cackled, have likewise foretold of these days.
25 Ye are the chavvies of the prophets, and of the covenant which Gloria made with our aunties, cackling unto Abraham, And in thy maria shall all the kindreds of the earth be fabed.
26 Unto you first Gloria, having raised up his homie chavvie Josie, laued her to bless you, in turning away every una of you from his cods.
Chapter 4
1 And as they cackled unto the homies and palones, the godly homies, and the captain of the holy carsey, and the Sadducees, trolled upon them,
2 Being grieved that they taught the homies and palones, and preached through Josie the resurrection from the stiff.
3 And they lelled fambles on them, and put them in hold unto the next journo: for it was now eventide.
4 Howbeit many of them which aunt nelled the lav believed; and the number of the homies was about chinker mille.
5 any road up on the morrow, that their rulers, and fungi, and betty bracelets,
6 And Annas the high godly homie, and Caiaphas, and Jane, and Alexander, and as many as were of the kindred of the high godly homie, were gathered together at Jerusalem.
7 And when they had set them in the midst, they asked, By what power, or by what name, have ye done this?
8 Then Petra, filled with the Fantabulosa Fairy, cackled unto them, Ye rulers of the homies and palones, and fungi of Israel,
9 If we this journo be examined of the bona deed done to the impotent homie, by what means she is made whole;
10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the homies and palones of Israel, that by the name of Josie Crystal of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom Gloria raised from the stiff, even by her doth this homie stand here before you whole.
11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the eke of the corner.
12 nishta is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven parkered among homies, whereby we must be saved.
13 Now when they vardad the boldness of Petra and Jane, and perceived that they were unlearned and ignorant homies, they marvelled; and they lelled knowledge of them, that they had been with Josie.
14 And beholding the homie which was healed standing with them, they could cackle nishter against it.
15 But when they had commanded them to troll aside out of the council, they conferred among themselves,
16 cackling, What shall we do to these homies? for that indeed a notable miracle hath been done by them is manifest to all them that lett in Jerusalem; and we cannot deny it.
17 But that it spread no further among the homies and palones, let us straitly threaten them, that they cackle henceforth to no homie in this name.
18 And they screeched them, and commanded them not to cackle at all nishta teach in the name of Josie.
19 But Petra and Jane answered and cackled unto them, Whether it be sweet in the vardaing of Gloria to aunt nell unto you more than unto Gloria, beak ye.
20 For we cannot but cackle the fakements which we have vardad and aunt nelled.
21 So when they had further threatened them, they let them troll, finding nishter how they might zsa zsa them, because of the homies and palones: for all homies glorified Gloria for that which was done.
22 For the homie was above quarter dacha years badge, on whom this miracle of healing was shewed.
23 And being let troll, they trolled to their own company, and reported all that the dowriest godly homies and fungi had cackled unto them.
24 And when they aunt nelled that, they lifted up their cackling fakement to Gloria with una accord, and cackled, Duchess, thou art Gloria, which hast made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and all that in them is:
25 Who by the screech of thy serving homie Davina hast cackled, Why did the heathen rage, and the homies and palones imagine vain fakements?
26 The dowriest homies of the earth stood up, and the rulers were gathered together against the Duchess, and against his Crystal.
27 For of a truth against thy fabulosa chavvie Josie, whom thou hast anointed, both Herod, and Pontius Pilate, with the nishta kosher homies, and the homies and palones of Israel, were gathered together,
28 For to do whatsoever thy famble and thy counsel determined before to be done.
29 And now, Duchess, varda their threatenings: and grant unto thy serving homies, that with all boldness they may cackle thy lav,
30 By stretching forth thine famble to heal; and that signs and wonders may be done by the name of thy fabulosa chavvie Josie.
31 And when they had prayed, the place was shaken where they were assembled together; and they were all filled with the Fantabulosa Fairy, and they cackled the lav of Gloria with boldness.
32 And the multitude of them that believed were of una thumping cheat and of una nishta lucoddy: nishta cackled any of them that ought of the fakements which she possessed was his own; but they had all fakements common.
33 And with dowry power parkered the apostles varda-ing fakement of the resurrection of the Duchess Josie: and dowry gracie was upon them all.
34 nishta was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were possessors of lands or latties sold them, and brought the prices of the fakements that were sold,
35 And lelled them down at the apostles' plates: and distribution was made unto every homie according as she had need.
36 And Joses, who by the apostles was surnamed Barnabas, (which is, being interpreted, The homie chavvie of consolation,) a Levite, and of the country of Cyprus,
37 Having land, sold it, and brought the dinarly, and lelled it at the apostles' plates.
Chapter 5
1 But a certain homie named Ananias, with Sapphira his palone affair, sold a fakement,
2 And kept back part of the price, his palone affair also being privy to it, and brought a certain part, and lelled it at the apostles' plates.
3 But Petra cackled, Ananias, why hath Sadie filled thine thumping cheat to lie to the Fantabulosa Fairy, and to keep back part of the price of the land?
4 Whiles it remained, was it not thine own? and after it was sold, was it not in thine own power? why hast thou conceived this fakement in thine thumping cheat? thou hast not lied unto homies, but unto Gloria.
5 And Ananias hearing these lavs fell down, and parkered up the fairy: and dowry fear trolled on all them that aunt nelled these fakements.
6 And the bean coves arose, wound her up, and carried her out, and buried her.
7 And it was about the space of trey hours after, when his palone affair, not knowing what was done, trolled in.
8 And Petra answered unto her, cackle me whether ye sold the land for so dowry? And she cackled, any road up, for so dowry.
9 Then Petra cackled unto her, How is it that ye have agreed together to tempt the fairy of the Duchess? varda, the plates of them which have buried thy homie affair are at the door, and shall carry thee out.
10 Then fell she down straightway at his plates, and yielded up the fairy: and the bean coves trolled in, and found her stiff, and, carrying her forth, buried her by her homie affair.
11 And dowry fear trolled upon all the meshigener carsey, and upon as many as aunt nelled these fakements.
12 And by the fambles of the apostles were many signs and wonders wrought among the homies and palones; (and they were all with una accord in Solomon's porch.
13 And of the lettie durst no homie join himself to them: but the homies and palones magnified them.
14 And believers were the more added to the Duchess, multitudes both of homies and palones.)
15 Insomuch that they brought forth the sick into the streets, and lelled them on beds and couches, that at the nanti dowriest the shadow of Petra passing by might overshadow some of them.
16 There trolled also a multitude out of the smokes round about unto Jerusalem, bringing sick folks, and them which were vexed with nanti sparkle fairies: and they were healed every una.
17 Then the high godly homie rose up, and all they that were with her, (which is the sect of the Sadducees,) and were filled with indignation,
18 And lelled their fambles on the apostles, and put them in the common charpering carsey.
19 But the fairy of the Duchess by nochy opened the charpering carsey doors, and brought them forth, and cackled,
20 troll, stand and cackle in the holy carsey to the homies and palones all the lavs of this life.
21 And when they aunt nelled that, they entered into the holy carsey early in the morning, and taught. But the high godly homie trolled, and they that were with her, and screeched the council together, and all the senate of the chavvies of Israel, and laued to the charpering carsey to have them brought.
22 But when the hilda handcuffs trolled, and found them not in the charpering carsey, they trolled back and cackled,
23 cackling, The charpering carsey truly found we shut with all safety, and the keepers standing nanti before the doors: but when we had opened, we found no homie within.
24 Now when the high godly homie and the captain of the holy carsey and the dowriest godly homies aunt nelled these fakements, they doubted of them whereunto this would grow.
25 Then trolled una and cackled them, cackling, varda, the homies whom ye put in charpering carsey are standing in the holy carsey, and teaching the homies and palones.
26 Then trolled the captain with the hilda handcuffs, and brought them nanti slapping: for they feared the homies and palones, lest they should have been stoned.
27 And when they had brought them, they set them before the council: and the high godly homie asked them,
28 cackling, Did not we straitly command you that ye should not teach in this name? and, varda, ye have filled Jerusalem with your doctrine, and intend to bring this homie's blood upon us.
29 Then Petra and the other apostles answered and cackled, We ought to obey Gloria rather than homies.
30 The Gloria of our aunties raised up Josie, whom ye ferricadoozaed and hanged on a tree.
31 her hath Gloria exalted with his sweet martini to be a princess and a Saviour, for to parker repentance to Israel, and forgiveness of kertervers.
32 And we are his witnesses of these fakements; and so is also the Fantabulosa Fairy, whom Gloria hath parkered to them that obey her.
33 When they aunt nelled that, they were cut to the thumping cheat, and lelled counsel to ferricadooza them.
34 Then stood there up una in the council, a lily law, named Gamaliel, a doctor of the law, had in reputation among all the homies and palones, and commanded to put the apostles forth a bijou space;
35 And cackled unto them, Ye homies of Israel, lell heed to yourselves what ye intend to do as reefing these homies.
36 For before these days rose up Theudas, boasting himself to be somebody; to whom a number of homies, about quarter chenter, joined themselves: who was ferricadoozed; and all, as many as obeyed her, were scattered, and brought to nought.
37 After this homie rose up Judas of Galilee in the days of the taxing, and drew away dowry homies and palones after her: she also perished; and all, even as many as obeyed her, were dispersed.
38 And now I cackle unto you, Refrain from these homies, and let them alone: for if this counsel or this acting dickey be of homies, it will troll to nought:
39 But if it be of Gloria, ye cannot overthrow it; lest haply ye be found even to palaver against Gloria.
40 And to her they agreed: and when they had screeched the apostles, and beaten them, they commanded that they should not cackle in the name of Josie, and let them troll.
41 And they trolled off from the presence of the council, rejoicing that they were counted bona to suffer scharda for his name.
42 And daily in the holy carsey, and in every lattie, they ceased not to teach and preach Josie Crystal.
Chapter 6
1 And in those days, when the number of the disciples was multiplied, there arose a murmuring of the Grecians against the Kosher Homies and Palones, because their widows were neglected in the daily ministration.
2 Then the kenza screeched the multitude of the disciples unto them, and cackled, It is not reason that we should leave the lav of Gloria, and serve tables.
3 Wherefore, sisters, varda ye out among you setter homies of honest report, full of the Fantabulosa Fairy and wisdom, whom we may appoint over this business.
4 But we will parker ourselves continually to meshigener muttering, and to the ministry of the lav.
5 And the cackling pleased the whole multitude: and they chose Stephen, a homie full of faith and of the Fantabulosa Fairy, and Phyllis, and Prochorus, and Nicanor, and Timon, and Parmenas, and Nicolas a proselyte of Antioch:
6 Whom they set before the apostles: and when they had prayed, they lelled their fambles on them.
7 And the lav of Gloria increased; and the number of the disciples multiplied in Jerusalem greatly; and a dowry company of the godly homies were obedient to the faith.
8 And Stephen, full of faith and power, did dowry wonders and miracles among the homies and palones.
9 Then there arose certain of the synagogue, which is screeched the synagogue of the Libertines, and Cyrenians, and Alexandrians, and of them of Cilicia and of Asia, disputing with Stephen.
10 And they were not able to resist the wisdom and the fairy by which she cackled.
11 Then they suborned homies, which cackled, We have aunt nelled her cackle blasphemous lavs against Maureen, and against Gloria.
12 And they stirred up the homies and palones, and the fungi, and the betty bracelets, and trolled upon her, and caught her, and brought her to the council,
13 And set up false witnesses, which cackled, This homie ceaseth not to cackle blasphemous lavs against this fabulosa place, and the law:
14 For we have aunt nelled her cackle, that this Josie of Nazareth shall battyfang this place, and shall change the customs which Maureen laued us.
15 And all that sat in the council, looking stedfastly on her, vardad his eke as it had been the eke of an fairy.
Chapter 7
1 Then cackled the high godly homie, Are these fakements so?
2 And she cackled, homies, sisters, and aunties, aunt nell; The Gloria of fabeness appeared unto our Auntie Abraham, when she was in Mesopotamia, before she letted in Charran,
3 And cackled unto her, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and troll into the land which I shall shew thee.
4 Then trolled she out of the land of the Chaldaeans, and letted in Charran: and from thence, when his Auntie was stiff, she removed her into this land, wherein ye now lett.
5 And she parkered her none inheritance in it, no, not so dowry as to set his plate on: yet she promised that she would parker it to her for a fakement, and to his maria after her, when as yet she had no chavvie.
6 And Gloria cackled on this wise, That his maria should sojourn in a strange land; and that they should bring them into bondage, and entreat them nana quarter chenter years.
7 And the nation to whom they shall be in bondage will I beak, cackled Gloria: and after that shall they troll forth, and serve me in this place.
8 And she parkered her the covenant of circumcision: and so Abraham chavvied Isaac, and roundhead her the otterth journo; and Isaac chavvied Jacob; and Jacob chavvied the kenza patriarchs.
9 And the patriarchs, trolled with envy, sold Josephine into Egypt: but Gloria was with her,
10 And laued her out of all his afflictions, and parkered her favour and wisdom in the vardaing of Pharaoh dowriest homie of Egypt; and she made her governor over Egypt and all his lattie.
11 Now there trolled a dearth over all the land of Egypt and Chanaan, and dowry affliction: and our aunties found no sustenance.
12 But when Jacob aunt nelled that there was corn in Egypt, she laued out our aunties first.
13 And at the second time Josephine was made known to his sisters; and Josephine's kindred was made known unto Pharaoh.
14 Then laued Josephine, and screeched his Auntie Jacob to her, and all his kindred, trey-dewey-dacha and fifteen nishta lucoddies.
15 So Jacob trolled down into Egypt, and snuffed it, she, and our aunties,
16 And were carried over into Sychem, and lelled in the sepulchre that Abraham bought for a sum of dinarly of the homie chavvies of Emmor the Auntie of Sychem.
17 But when the time of the promise drew ajax, which Gloria had sworn to Abraham, the homies and palones grew and multiplied in Egypt,
18 Till another dowriest homie arose, which knew not Josephine.
19 The same dealt subtilly with our kindred, and nana entreated our aunties, so that they cast out their bean chavvies, to the end they might not live.
20 In which time Maureen was born, and was exceeding filly, and nourished up in his Auntie's lattie trey months:
21 And when she was cast out, Pharaoh's palone chavvie lelled her up, and nourished her for her own homie chavvie.
22 And Maureen was learned in all the wisdom of the Egyptians, and was dowry butch in lavs and in deeds.
23 And when she was full quarter dacha years badge, it trolled into his thumping cheat to visit his sisters the chavvies of Israel.
24 And vardaing una of them suffer wrong, she defended her, and avenged her that was oppressed, and slapped the Egyptian:
25 For she supposed his sisters would have understood how that Gloria by his famble would deliver them: but they understood not.
26 And the next journo she shewed himself unto them as they strove, and would have set them at una again, cackling, Sirs, ye are sisters; why do ye wrong una to another?
27 But she that did his homie ajax wrong thrust her away, cackling, Who made thee a ruler and a beak over us?
28 Wilt thou ferricadoza me, as thou diddest the Egyptian yesterday?
29 Then fled Maureen at this cackling, and was a stranger in the land of Madian, where she chavvied dewey homie chavvies.
30 And when quarter dacha years were expired, there appeared to her in the nishta smoke of mount Sina an fairy of the Duchess in a flame of binco fakement in a bush.
31 When Maureen vardad it, she wondered at the vardaing: and as she drew near to varda it, the cackling fakement of the Duchess trolled unto her,
32 cackling, I am the Gloria of thy aunties, the Gloria of Abraham, and the Gloria of Isaac, and the Gloria of Jacob. Then Maureen trembled, and durst not varda.
33 Then cackled the Duchess to her, Put off thy slingbacks from thy plates: for the place where thou standest is fabulosa ground.
34 I have vardad, I have vardad the affliction of my homies and palones which is in Egypt, and I have aunt nelled their groaning, and am troll down to deliver them. And now troll, I will lau thee into Egypt.
35 This Maureen whom they refused, cackling, Who made thee a ruler and a beak? the same did Gloria lau to be a ruler and a deliverer by the famble of the fairy which appeared to her in the bush.
36 she brought them out, after that she had shewed wonders and signs in the land of Egypt, and in the Red sea, and in the nishta smoke quarter dacha years.
37 This is that Maureen, which cackled unto the chavvies of Israel, A prophet shall the Duchess your Gloria raise up unto you of your sisters, like unto me; her shall ye aunt nell.
38 This is she, that was in the meshigener carsey in the nishta smoke with the fairy which cackled to her in the mount Sina, and with our aunties: who lalled the lively oracles to parker unto us:
39 To whom our aunties would not obey, but thrust her from them, and in their thumping cheats turned back again into Egypt,
40 cackling unto Aaron, Make us gods to troll before us: for as for this Maureen, which brought us out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of her.
41 And they made a calf in those days, and offered parker unto the idol, and rejoiced in the works of their own fambles.
42 Then Gloria turned, and parkered them up to worship the host of heaven; as it is screeved in the glossy of the prophets, O ye lattie of Israel, have ye offered to me ferricadoozed beasts and parkers by the space of quarter dacha years in the nishta smoke?
43 any road up, ye lelled up the bijou tabernaclette of Moloch, and the twinkling fakement of your Gloria Remphan, figures which ye made to worship them: and I will carry you away beyond Babylon.
44 Our aunties had the bijou tabernaclette of varda-ing fakement in the nishta smoke, as she had appointed, speaking unto Maureen, that she should make it according to the fashion that she had vardad.
45 Which also our aunties that trolled after brought in with Josie into the fakement of the nishta kosher homies, whom Gloria drave out before the eke of our aunties, unto the days of Davina;
46 Who found favour before Gloria, and fancied to find a bijou tabernaclette for the Gloria of Jacob.
47 But Solomon built her an lattie.
48 Howbeit the most High letteth not in temples made with fambles; as saith the prophet,
49 Heaven is my throne, and earth is my footstool: what lattie will ye build me? saith the Duchess: or what is the place of my lettie?
50 Hath not my famble made all these fakements?
51 Ye stiffnecked and cavalier in thumping cheat and hearing cheats, ye do always resist the Fantabulosa Fairy: as your aunties did, so do ye.
52 Which of the prophets have not your aunties chivvied? and they have ferricadoozed them which shewed before of the trolling of the Just una; of whom ye have been now the betrayers and murderers:
53 Who have lalled the law by the disposition of fairies, and have not kept it.
54 When they aunt nelled these fakements, they were cut to the thumping cheat, and they gnashed on her with their hampsteads.
55 But she, being full of the Fantabulosa Fairy, looked up stedfastly into heaven, and vardad the fabeness of Gloria, and Josie standing on the sweet martini of Gloria,
56 And cackled, varda, I varda the heavens opened, and the homie chavvie of homie standing on the sweet martini of Gloria.
57 Then they screeched out with a loud cackling fakement, and stopped their hearing cheats, and ran upon her with una accord,
58 And cast her out of the smoke, and stoned her: and the witnesses lelled down their zhoosh at a bean cove's plates, whose name was Saul.
59 And they stoned Stephen, calling upon Gloria, and cackling, Duchess Josie, lall my fairy.
60 And she kneeled down, and screeched with a loud cackling fakement, Duchess, lett not this kertever to their charge. And when she had cackled this, she fell asleep.
Chapter 8
1 And Saul was consenting unto his death. And at that time there was a dowry chivvying against the meshigener carsey which was at Jerusalem; and they were all scattered abroad throughout the regions of Judaea and Samaria, except the apostles.
2 And devout homies carried Stephen to his burial, and made dowry lamentation over her.
3 As for Saul, she made havock of the meshigener carsey, entering into every lattie, and haling homies and palones committed them to charpering carsey.
4 Therefore they that were scattered abroad trolled every where preaching the lav.
5 Then Phyllis trolled down to the smoke of Samaria, and preached Crystal unto them.
6 And the homies and palones with una accord parkered heed unto those fakements which Phyllis cackled, hearing and vardaing the miracles which she did.
7 For nanti sparkle fairies, screeching with loud cackling fakement, trolled out of many that were possessed with them: and many lelled with palsies, and that were nanti wallop, were healed.
8 And there was dowry joy in that smoke.
9 But there was a certain homie, screeched Simone, which beforetime in the same smoke used sorcery, and bewitched the homies and palones of Samaria, giving out that himself was some dowry una:
10 To whom they all parkered heed, from the nanti dowriest to the dowriest, cackling, This homie is the dowry power of Gloria.
11 And to her they had regard, because that of long time she had bewitched them with sorceries.
12 But when they believed Phyllis preaching the fakements concerning the kingdom of Gloria, and the name of Josie Crystal, they were baptized, both homies and palones.
13 Then Simone himself believed also: and when she was baptized, she continued with Phyllis, and wondered, beholding the miracles and signs which were done.
14 Now when the apostles which were at Jerusalem aunt nelled that Samaria had lalled the lav of Gloria, they laued unto them Petra and Jane:
15 Who, when they were troll down, prayed for them, that they might lall the Fantabulosa Fairy:
16 (For as yet she was fallen upon none of them: only they were baptized in the name of the Duchess Josie.)
17 Then lelled they their fambles on them, and they lalled the Fantabulosa Fairy.
18 And when Simone vardad that through laying on of the apostles' fambles the Fantabulosa Fairy was parkered, she offered them dinarly,
19 cackling, parker me also this power, that on whomsoever I lett fambles, she may lall the Fantabulosa Fairy.
20 But Petra cackled unto her, Thy dinarly perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of Gloria may be purchased with dinarly.
21 Thou hast nishta part nishta lot in this matter: for thy thumping cheat is not sweet in the vardaing of Gloria.
22 Repent therefore of this thy naffness, and pray Gloria, if perhaps the thought of thine thumping cheat may be forgiven thee.
23 For I perceive that thou art in the gall of bitterness, and in the bond of codness.
24 Then answered Simone, and cackled, Pray ye to the Duchess for me, that none of these fakements which ye have cackled troll upon me.
25 And they, when they had testified and preached the lav of the Duchess, trolled back to Jerusalem, and preached the gossip in many villages of the Samaritans.
26 And the fairy of the Duchess cackled unto Phyllis, cackling, Arise, and troll toward the south unto the way that goeth down from Jerusalem unto Gaza, which is desert.
27 And she arose and trolled: and, varda, a homie of Ethiopia, an eunuch of dowry authority under Candace dowriest palone of the Ethiopians, who had the charge of all her gelt, and had troll to Jerusalem for to worship,
28 Was returning, and sitting in his trundling cheat varda the lavs Esaias the prophet.
29 Then the fairy cackled unto Phyllis, troll near, and join thyself to this trundling cheat.
30 And Phyllis ran thither to her, and aunt nelled her varda the lavs the prophet Esaias, and cackled, Understandest thou what thou readest?
31 And she cackled, How can I, except some homie should guide me? And she fancied Phyllis that she would troll up and lett with her.
32 The place of the glossy which she varda the lavs was this, she was led as a sheep to the slaughter; and like a lamb nanti polari before his shearer, so opened she not his screech:
33 In his humiliation his judgment was lelled away: and who shall screech his generation? for his life is lelled from the earth.
34 And the eunuch answered Phyllis, and cackled, I pray thee, of whom cackleth the prophet this? of himself, or of some other homie?
35 Then Phyllis opened his screech, and began at the same glossy, and preached unto her Josie.
36 And as they trolled on their way, they trolled unto a certain aqua: and the eunuch cackled, varda, here is aqua; what doth hinder me to be baptized?
37 And Phyllis cackled, If thou believest with all thine thumping cheat, thou mayest. And she answered and cackled, I believe that Josie Crystal is the homie chavvie of Gloria.
38 And she commanded the trundling cheat to stand still: and they trolled down both into the aqua, both Phyllis and the eunuch; and she baptized her.
39 And when they were troll up out of the aqua, the fairy of the Duchess caught away Phyllis, that the eunuch vardad her nishta: and she trolled on his way rejoicing.
40 But Phyllis was found at Azotus: and passing through she preached in all the smokes, till she trolled to Caesarea.
Chapter 9
1 And Saul, yet breathing out threatenings and slaughter against the disciples of the Duchess, trolled unto the high godly homie,
2 And fancied of her letters to Damascus to the synagogues, that if she found any of this way, whether they were homies or palones, she might bring them bound unto Jerusalem.
3 And as she journeyed, she trolled near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about her a sparkle from heaven:
4 And she fell to the earth, and aunt nelled a cackling fakement cackling unto her, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me?
5 And she cackled, Who art thou, Duchess? And the Duchess cackled, I am Josie whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
6 And she trembling and gobsmacked cackled, Duchess, what wilt thou have me to do? And the Duchess cackled unto her, Arise, and troll into the smoke, and it shall be cackled thee what thou must do.
7 And the homies which journeyed with her stood speechless, hearing a cackling fakement, but vardaing no homie.
8 And Saul arose from the earth; and when his ogles were opened, she vardad no homie: but they led her by the famble, and brought her into Damascus.
9 And she was trey days nanti vardaing, and nishta did jarry nishta buvare.
10 And there was a certain disciple at Damascus, named Ananias; and to her cackled the Duchess in a vision, Ananias. And she cackled, varda, I am here, Duchess.
11 And the Duchess cackled unto her, Arise, and troll into the street which is screeched hettie, and enquire in the lattie of Judas for una screeched Saul, of Tarsus: for, varda, she prayeth,
12 And hath vardad in a vision a homie named Ananias trolling in, and putting his famble on her, that she might lall his vardaing.
13 Then Ananias answered, Duchess, I have aunt nelled by many of this homie, how dowry nana she hath done to thy saints at Jerusalem:
14 And here she hath authority from the dowriest godly homies to bind all that screech on thy name.
15 But the Duchess cackled unto her, troll thy way: for she is a chosen vessel unto me, to bear my name before the nishta kosher homies, and dowriest homies, and the chavvies of Israel:
16 For I will shew her how dowry fakements she must suffer for my name's sake.
17 And Ananias trolled his way, and entered into the lattie; and putting his fambles on her cackled, sister Saul, the Duchess, even Josie, that appeared unto thee in the way as thou camest, hath laued me, that thou mightest lall thy vardaing, and be filled with the Fantabulosa Fairy.
18 And immediately there fell from his ogles as it had been scales: and she lalled vardaing forthwith, and arose, and was baptized.
19 And when she had lalled carnish, she was strengthened. Then was Saul certain days with the disciples which were at Damascus.
20 And straightway she preached Crystal in the synagogues, that she is the homie chavvie of Gloria.
21 But all that aunt nelled her were gobsmacked, and cackled; Is not this she that battyfanged them which screeched on this name in Jerusalem, and trolled hither for that intent, that she might bring them bound unto the dowriest godly homies?
22 But Saul increased the more in butchness, and bamboozled the kosher homies which letted at Damascus, proving that this is dowry Crystal.
23 And after that many days were fulfilled, the kosher homies lelled counsel to ferricadoza her:
24 But their laying await was known of Saul. And they watched the gates journo and nochy to ferricadoza her.
25 Then the disciples lelled her by nochy, and let her down by the wall in a basket.
26 And when Saul was troll to Jerusalem, she assayed to join himself to the disciples: but they were all afraid of her, and believed not that she was a disciple.
27 But Barnabas lelled her, and brought her to the apostles, and screeched unto them how she had vardad the Duchess in the way, and that she had cackled to her, and how she had preached boldly at Damascus in the name of Josie.
28 And she was with them trolling in and going out at Jerusalem.
29 And she cackled boldly in the name of the Duchess Josie, and disputed against the Grecians: but they trolled about to ferricadooza her.
30 Which when the sisters knew, they brought her down to Caesarea, and laued her forth to Tarsus.
31 Then had the meshigener carseys lettie throughout all Judaea and Galilee and Samaria, and were edified; and mincing in the fear of the Duchess, and in the comfort of the Fantabulosa Fairy, were multiplied.
32 any road up, as Petra passed throughout all quarters, she trolled down also to the saints which letted at Lydda.
33 And there she found a certain homie named Aeneas, which had kept his bed say dooe years, and was sick of the palsy.
34 And Petra cackled unto her, Aeneas, Josie Crystal maketh thee whole: arise, and make thy bed. And she arose immediately.
35 And all that letted at Lydda and Saron vardad her, and turned to the Duchess.
36 Now there was at Joppa a certain disciple named Tabitha, which by interpretation is screeched Dorcas: this palone was full of bona works and almsdeeds which she did.
37 any road up in those days, that she was sick, and snuffed it: whom when they had dhobied, they lelled her in an upper booth.
38 And forasmuch as Lydda was ajax to Joppa, and the disciples had aunt nelled that Petra was there, they laued unto her dewey homies, desiring her that she would not delay to troll to them.
39 Then Petra arose and trolled with them. When she was troll, they brought her into the upper booth: and all the widows stood by her weeping, and shewing the coats and frocks which Dorcas made, while she was with them.
40 But Petra put them all forth, and kneeled down, and prayed; and turning her to the lucoddy cackled, Tabitha, arise. And she opened her ogles: and when she vardad Petra, she sat up.
41 And she parkered her his famble, and lifted her up, and when she had screeched the saints and widows, presented her alive.
42 And it was known throughout all Joppa; and many believed in the Duchess.
43 any road up, that she tarried many days in Joppa with una Simone a tanner.
Chapter 10
1 There was a certain homie in Caesarea screeched Cornelius, a centurion of the band screeched the Italian band,
2 A devout homie, and una that feared Gloria with all his lattie, which parkered dowry alms to the homies and palones, and prayed to Gloria alway.
3 she vardad in a vision evidently about the ninth hour of the journo an fairy of Gloria trolling in to her, and cackling unto her, Cornelius.
4 And when she looked on her, she was afraid, and cackled, What is it, Duchess? And she cackled unto her, Thy meshigener mutterings and thine alms are troll up for a memorial before Gloria.
5 And now lau homies to Joppa, and screech for una Simone, whose surname is Petra:
6 she lodgeth with una Simone a tanner, whose lattie is by the sea side: she shall cackle thee what thou oughtest to do.
7 And when the fairy which cackled unto Cornelius was trolled off, she screeched dewey of his household serving homies, and a devout butch homie of them that waited on her continually;
8 And when she had screeched all these fakements unto them, she laued them to Joppa.
9 On the morrow, as they trolled on their journey, and drew ajax unto the smoke, Petra trolled up upon the housetop to pray about the seyth hour:
10 And she became dowry hungry, and would have jarried: but while they made ready, she fell into a trance,
11 And vardad heaven opened, and a certain vessel trolling down upon her, as it had been a dowry sheet knit at the quarter corners, and let down to the earth:
12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping fakements, and fowls of the air.
13 And there trolled a cackling fakement to her, Rise, Petra; ferricadoza, and jarry.
14 But Petra cackled, Not so, Duchess; for I have never jarried any fakement that is common or nanti sparkle.
15 And the cackling fakement cackled unto her again the second time, What Gloria hath cleansed, that screech not thou common.
16 This was done thrice: and the vessel was lalled up again into heaven.
17 Now while Petra doubted in himself what this vision which she had vardad should mean, varda, the homies which were laued from Cornelius had made enquiry for Simone's lattie, and stood before the gate,
18 And screeched, and asked whether Simone, which was surnamed Petra, were lodged there.
19 While Petra thought on the vision, the fairy cackled unto her, varda, trey homies charper thee.
20 Arise therefore, and get thee down, and troll with them, doubting nishter: for I have laued them.
21 Then Petra trolled down to the homies which were laued unto her from Cornelius; and cackled, varda, I am she whom ye charper: what is the cause wherefore ye are troll?
22 And they cackled, Cornelius the centurion, a just homie, and una that feareth Gloria, and of bona report among all the nation of the kosher homies, was warned from Gloria by an fabulosa fairy to lau for thee into his lattie, a