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The Polari Bible : The <A href="key.html#glossy"><em>glossy</em></A> of Genesis
Chapter 1
1 In the beginning was the lav, and the lav was with Gloria, and the lav was Gloria.
2 The same was in the beginning with Gloria.
3 All fakements were made by her; and nanti her was not any fakement made that was made.
4 In her was life; and the life was the sparkle of homies.
5 And the sparkle shineth in munge; and the munge comprehended it not.
6 There was a homie laued from Gloria, whose name was Jane.
7 The same trolled for a varda-ing fakement, to bear varda-ing fakement of the sparkle, that all homies through her might believe.
8 she was not that sparkle, but was laued to bear varda-ing fakement of that sparkle.
9 That was the true sparkle, which lighteth every homie that trolleth into the world.
10 she was in the world, and the world was made by her, and the world knew her not.
11 she trolled unto his own, and his own lalled her not.
12 But as many as lalled her, to them parkered she power to become the homie chavvies of Gloria, even to them that believe on his name:
13 Which were born, not of blood, nishta of the will of the flesh, nishta of the will of homie, but of Gloria.
14 And the lav was made flesh, and letted among us, (and we beheld his fabeness, the fabeness as of the only begotten of the Auntie,) full of gracie and truth.
15 Jane bare varda-ing fakement of her, and screeched, cackling, This was she of whom I cackled, she that trolleth after me is preferred before me: for she was before me.
16 And of his fulness have all we lalled, and gracie for gracie.
17 For the law was parkered by Maureen, but gracie and truth trolled by Josie Crystal.
18 No homie hath vardad Gloria at any time, the only begotten homie chavvie, which is in the bosom of the Auntie, she hath screeched her.
19 And this is the record of Jane, when the kosher homies laued godly homies and Levites from Jerusalem to ask her, Who art thou?
20 And she confessed, and denied not; but confessed, I am not the Crystal.
21 And they asked her, What then? Art thou Elias? And she saith, I am not. Art thou that prophet? And she answered, No.
22 Then cackled they unto her, Who art thou? that we may parker an answer to them that laued us. What sayest thou of thyself?
23 she cackled, I am the cackling fakement of una screeching in the nishta smoke, Make hettie the way of the Duchess, as cackled the prophet Esaias.
24 And they which were laued were of the lily laws.
25 And they asked her, and cackled unto her, Why baptizest thou then, if thou be not that Crystal, nishta Elias, nishta that prophet?
26 Jane answered them, cackling, I baptize with aqua: but there standeth una among you, whom ye know not;
27 she it is, who trolling after me is preferred before me, whose slingback's latchet I am not bona to unloose.
28 These fakements were done in Bethabara beyond Jordan, where Jane was baptizing.
29 The next journo Jane vardaeth Josie trolling unto her, and saith, varda the Lamb of Gloria, which lelleth away the kertever of the world.
30 This is she of whom I cackled, After me trolleth a homie which is preferred before me: for she was before me.
31 And I knew her not: but that she should be made manifest to Israel, therefore am I troll baptizing with aqua.
32 And Jane bare record, cackling, I vardad the fairy trolling down from heaven like a dove, and it letted upon her.
33 And I knew her not: but she that laued me to baptize with aqua, the same cackled unto me, Upon whom thou shalt varda the fairy trolling down, and remaining on her, the same is she which baptizeth with the Fantabulosa Fairy.
34 And I vardad, and bare record that this is the homie chavvie of Gloria.
35 Again the next journo after Jane stood, and dewey of his disciples;
36 And looking upon Josie as she minced, she saith, varda the Lamb of Gloria!
37 And the dewey disciples aunt nelled her cackle, and they trolled after Josie.
38 Then Josie turned, and vardad them following, and saith unto them, What charper ye? They cackled unto her, Rabbi, (which is to cackle, being interpreted, Master,) where dwellest thou?
39 she saith unto them, troll and varda. They trolled and vardad where she letted, and letted with her that journo: for it was about the dachath hour.
40 una of the dewey which aunt nelled Jane cackle, and trolled after her, was Andrea, Simone Petra's sister.
41 she first findeth his own sister Simone, and saith unto her, We have found the Messias, which is, being interpreted, the Crystal.
42 And she brought her to Josie. And when Josie beheld her, she cackled, Thou art Simone the homie chavvie of Jona: thou shalt be screeched Cephas, which is by interpretation, A stone.
43 The journo following Josie would troll forth into Galilee, and findeth Phyllis, and saith unto her, troll after me.
44 Now Phyllis was of Bethsaida, the smoke of Andrea and Petra.
45 Phyllis findeth Nathanael, and saith unto her, We have found her, of whom Maureen in the law, and the prophets, did screeve, Josie of Nazareth, the homie chavvie of Josephine.
46 And Nathanael cackled unto her, Can there any bona fakement troll out of Nazareth? Phyllis saith unto her, troll and varda.
47 Josie vardad Nathanael trolling to her, and saith of her, varda an Israelite indeed, in whom is no guile!
48 Nathanael saith unto her, Whence knowest thou me? Josie answered and cackled unto her, Before that Phyllis screeched thee, when thou wast under the fig tree, I vardad thee.
49 Nathanael answered and saith unto her, Rabbi, thou art the homie chavvie of Gloria; thou art the dowriest homie of Israel.
50 Josie answered and cackled unto her, Because I cackled unto thee, I vardad thee under the fig tree, believest thou? thou shalt varda dowrier fakements than these.
51 And she saith unto her, Verily, verily, I cackle unto you, Hereafter ye shall varda heaven open, and the fairies of Gloria trolling up and trolling down upon the homie chavvie of homie.
Chapter 2
1 And the third journo there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee; and the mother of Josie was there:
2 And both Josie was screeched, and his disciples, to the marriage.
3 And when they wanted sherry, the mother of Josie saith unto her, They have no sherry.
4 Josie saith unto her, palone, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet troll.
5 His mother saith unto the serving homies, Whatsoever she saith unto you, do it.
6 And there were set there sey waterpots of stone, after the manner of the purifying of the kosher homies, containing dewey or trey firkins apiece.
7 Josie saith unto them, Fill the waterpots with aqua. And they filled them up to the brim.
8 And she saith unto them, Draw out now, and bear unto the governor of the dowry munjarlee. And they bare it.
9 When the ruler of the dowry munjarlee had tasted the aqua that was made sherry, and knew not whence it was: (but the serving homies which drew the aqua knew;) the governor of the dowry munjarlee screeched the bridegroom,
10 And saith unto her, Every homie at the beginning doth set forth bona sherry; and when homies have well bevvied, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the bona sherry until now.
11 This beginning of miracles did Josie in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth his fabeness; and his disciples believed on her.
12 After this she trolled down to Capernaum, she, and his mother, and his sisters, and his disciples: and they continued there not many days.
13 And the kosher homies' trollover was at famble, and Josie trolled up to Jerusalem.
14 And found in the holy carsey those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of dinarly sitting:
15 And when she had made a scourge of pogey cords, she drove them all out of the holy carsey, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' dinarly, and overthrew the tables;
16 And cackled unto them that sold doves, lell these fakements hence; make not my Auntie's lattie an lattie of merchandise.
17 And his disciples remembered that it was screeved, The zeal of thine lattie hath jarried me up.
18 Then answered the kosher homies and cackled unto her, What sign shewest thou unto us, vardaing that thou doest these fakements?
19 Josie answered and cackled unto them, battyfang this holy carsey, and in trey days I will raise it up.
20 Then cackled the kosher homies, quarter dacha and sey years was this holy carsey in building, and wilt thou rear it up in trey days?
21 But she cackled of the holy carsey of his lucoddy.
22 When therefore she was risen from the stiff, his disciples remembered that she had cackled this unto them; and they believed the glossy, and the lav which Josie had cackled.
23 Now when she was in Jerusalem at the trollover, in the dowry munjarlee journo, many believed in his name, when they vardad the miracles which she did.
24 But Josie did not commit himself unto them, because she knew all homies,
25 And needed not that any should testify of homie: for she knew what was in homie.
Chapter 3
1 There was a homie of the lily laws, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the kosher homies:
2 The same trolled to Josie by nochy, and cackled unto her, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher troll from Gloria: for no homie can do these miracles that thou doest, except Gloria be with her.
3 Josie answered and cackled unto her, Verily, verily, I cackle unto thee, Except a homie be born again, she cannot varda the kingdom of Gloria.
4 Nicodemus saith unto her, How can a homie be born when she is badge? can she enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born?
5 Josie answered, Verily, verily, I cackle unto thee, Except a homie be born of aqua and of the fairy, she cannot enter into the kingdom of Gloria.
6 That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the fairy is fairy.
7 Marvel not that I cackled unto thee, Ye must be born again.
8 The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not cackle whence it trolleth, and whither it goeth: so is every una that is born of the fairy.
9 Nicodemus answered and cackled unto her, How can these fakements be?
10 Josie answered and cackled unto her, Art thou a master of Israel, and knowest not these fakements?
11 Verily, verily, I cackle unto thee, We cackle that we do know, and testify that we have vardad; and ye lall not our varda-ing fakement.
12 If I have cackled you earthly fakements, and ye believe not, how shall ye believe, if I cackle you of heavenly fakements?
13 And no homie hath trolled up up to heaven, but she that trolled down from heaven, even the homie chavvie of homie which is in heaven.
14 And as Maureen lifted up the serpent in the nishta smoke, even so must the homie chavvie of homie be lifted up:
15 That whosoever believeth in her should not perish, but have eternal life.
16 For Gloria so loved the world, that she parkered his only begotten homie chavvie, that whosoever believeth in her should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17 For Gloria laued not his homie chavvie into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through her might be saved.
18 she that believeth on her is not condemned: but she that believeth not is condemned already, because she hath not believed in the name of the only begotten homie chavvie of Gloria.
19 And this is the condemnation, that sparkle is troll into the world, and homies loved munge rather than sparkle, because their deeds were nana.
20 For every una that doeth nana hateth the sparkle, nishta trolleth to the sparkle, lest his deeds should be reproved.
21 But she that doeth truth trolleth to the sparkle, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in Gloria.
22 After these fakements trolled Josie and his disciples into the land of Judaea; and there she tarried with them, and baptized.
23 And Jane also was baptizing in Aenon near to Salim, because there was dowry aqua there: and they trolled, and were baptized.
24 For Jane was not yet cast into charpering carsey.
25 Then there arose a question between some of Jane's disciples and the kosher homies about purifying.
26 And they trolled unto Jane, and cackled unto her, Rabbi, she that was with thee beyond Jordan, to whom thou barest varda-ing fakement, varda, the same baptizeth, and all homies troll to her.
27 Jane answered and cackled, A homie can lall nishter, except it be parkered her from heaven.
28 Ye yourselves bear me varda-ing fakement, that I cackled, I am not the Crystal, but that I am laued before her.
29 she that hath the bride is the bridegroom: but the bencove of the bridegroom, which standeth and aunt nelleth her, rejoiceth greatly because of the bridegroom's cackling fakement: this my joy therefore is fulfilled.
30 she must increase, but I must decrease.
31 she that trolleth from above is above all: she that is of the earth is earthly, and cackleth of the earth: she that trolleth from heaven is above all.
32 And what she hath vardad and aunt nelled, that she testifieth; and no homie receiveth his testimony.
33 she that hath lalled his testimony hath set to his seal that Gloria is true.
34 For she whom Gloria hath laued cackleth the lavs of Gloria: for Gloria giveth not the fairy by measure unto her.
35 The Auntie loveth the homie chavvie, and hath parkered all fakements into his famble.
36 she that believeth on the homie chavvie hath everlasting life: and she that believeth not the homie chavvie shall not varda life; but the wrath of Gloria letteth on her.
Chapter 4
1 When therefore the Duchess knew how the lily laws had aunt nelled that Josie made and baptized more disciples than Jane,
2 (Though Josie himself baptized not, but his disciples,)
3 she dry Judaea, and trolled off again into Galilee.
4 And she must needs troll through Samaria.
5 Then trolleth she to a smoke of Samaria, which is screeched Sychar, near to the parcel of ground that Jacob parkered to his homie chavvie Josephine.
6 Now Jacob's well was there. Josie therefore, being wearied with his journey, sat thus on the well: and it was about the seyth hour.
7 There trolleth a palone of Samaria to draw aqua: Josie saith unto her, parker me to buvare.
8 (For his disciples were trolled away unto the smoke to buy carnish.)
9 Then saith the palone of Samaria unto her, How is it that thou, being a kosher homie, askest buvare of me, which am a palone of Samaria? for the kosher homies have no dealings with the Samaritans.
10 Josie answered and cackled unto her, If thou knewest the gift of Gloria, and who it is that saith to thee, parker me to buvare; thou wouldest have asked of her, and she would have parkered thee living aqua.
11 The palone saith unto her, Sir, thou hast nishter to draw with, and the well is deep: from whence then hast thou that living aqua?
12 Art thou dowrier than our Auntie Jacob, which parkered us the well, and drank thereof himself, and his chavvies, and his cattle?
13 Josie answered and cackled unto her, Whosoever buvareth of this aqua shall thirst again:
14 But whosoever buvareth of the aqua that I shall parker her shall never thirst; but the aqua that I shall parker her shall be in her a well of aqua springing up into everlasting life.
15 The palone saith unto her, Sir, parker me this aqua, that I thirst not, nishta troll hither to draw.
16 Josie saith unto her, troll, screech thy homie affair, and troll hither.
17 The palone answered and cackled, I have no homie affair. Josie cackled unto her, Thou hast well cackled, I have no homie affair:
18 For thou hast had chinker homie affairs; and she whom thou now hast is not thy homie affair: in that saidst thou truly.
19 The palone saith unto her, Sir, I perceive that thou art a prophet.
20 Our aunties worshipped in this mountain; and ye cackle, that in Jerusalem is the place where homies ought to worship.
21 Josie saith unto her, palone, believe me, the hour trolleth, when ye shall nishta in this mountain, nishta yet at Jerusalem, worship the Auntie.
22 Ye worship ye know not what: we know what we worship: for salvation is of the kosher homies.
23 But the hour trolleth, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Auntie in fairy and no flies: for the Auntie charpereth such to worship her.
24 Gloria is a fairy: and they that worship her must worship her in fairy and no flies.
25 The palone saith unto her, I know that Messias trolleth, which is screeched Crystal: when she is troll, she will cackle us all fakements.
26 Josie saith unto her, I that cackle unto thee am she.
27 And upon this trolled his disciples, and marvelled that she talked with the palone: yet no homie cackled, What charperest thou? or, Why talkest thou with her?
28 The palone then dry her waterpot, and trolled her way into the smoke, and saith to the homies,
29 troll, varda a homie, which cackled me all fakements that ever I did: is not this the Crystal?
30 Then they trolled out of the smoke, and trolled unto her.
31 In the mean while his disciples prayed her, cackling, Master, jarry.
32 But she cackled unto them, I have carnish to jarry that ye know not of.
33 Therefore cackled the disciples una to another, Hath any homie brought her ought to jarry?
34 Josie saith unto them, My carnish is to do the will of her that laued me, and to finish his acting dickey.
35 cackle not ye, There are yet quarter months, and then trolleth harvest? varda, I cackle unto you, Lift up your ogles, and varda on the fields; for they are white already to harvest.
36 And she that reapeth receiveth parkering ninty, and gathereth fruit unto life eternal: that both she that soweth and she that reapeth may rejoice together.
37 And herein is that cackling true, una soweth, and another reapeth.
38 I laued you to reap that whereon ye bestowed no labour: other homies laboured, and ye are entered into their acting dickeys.
39 And many of the Samaritans of that smoke believed on her for the cackling of the palone, which testified, she cackled me all that ever I did.
40 So when the Samaritans were troll unto her, they besought her that she would tarry with them: and she letted there dewey days.
41 And many more believed because of his own lav;
42 And cackled unto the palone, Now we believe, not because of thy cackling: for we have aunt nelled her ourselves, and know that this is indeed the Crystal, the Saviour of the world.
43 Now after dewey days she trolled off thence, and trolled into Galilee.
44 For Josie himself testified, that a prophet hath no honour in his own country.
45 Then when she was troll into Galilee, the Galilaeans lalled her, having vardad all the fakements that she did at Jerusalem at the dowry munjarlee: for they also trolled unto the dowry munjarlee.
46 So Josie trolled again into Cana of Galilee, where she made the aqua sherry. And there was a certain nobleman, whose homie chavvie was sick at Capernaum.
47 When she aunt nelled that Josie was troll out of Judaea into Galilee, she trolled unto her, and besought her that she would troll down, and heal his homie chavvie: for she was at the point of death.
48 Then cackled Josie unto her, Except ye varda signs and wonders, ye will not believe.
49 The nobleman saith unto her, Sir, troll down ere my chavvie snuff it.
50 Josie saith unto her, troll thy way; thy homie chavvie letteth. And the homie believed the lav that Josie had cackled unto her, and she trolled his way.
51 And as she was now going down, his serving homies met her, and cackled her, cackling, Thy homie chavvie letteth.
52 Then enquired she of them the hour when she began to amend. And they cackled unto her, Yesterday at the setterth hour the fever dry her.
53 So the Auntie knew that it was at the same hour, in the which Josie cackled unto her, Thy homie chavvie letteth: and himself believed, and his whole lattie.
54 This is again the second miracle that Josie did, when she was troll out of Judaea into Galilee.
Chapter 5
1 After this there was a dowry munjarlee of the kosher homies; and Josie trolled up to Jerusalem.
2 Now there is at Jerusalem by the sheep bodega a pool, which is screeched in the Kosher Homie polari Bethesda, having chinker porches.
3 In these lett a dowry multitude of impotent folk, of nanti varda, halt, withered, waiting for the moving of the aqua.
4 For an fairy trolled down at a certain season into the pool, and troubled the aqua: whosoever then first after the troubling of the aqua stepped in was made whole of whatsoever disease she had.
5 And a certain homie was there, which had an infirmity trey dacha and say dooe years.
6 When Josie vardad her lie, and knew that she had been now a long time in that case, she saith unto her, Wilt thou be made whole?
7 The impotent homie answered her, Sir, I have no homie, when the aqua is troubled, to put me into the pool: but while I am trolling, another steppeth down before me.
8 Josie saith unto her, Rise, lell up thy bed, and mince.
9 And immediately the homie was made whole, and lelled up his bed, and minced: and on the same journo was the sabbath.
10 The kosher homies therefore cackled unto her that was cured, It is the sabbath journo: it is not lawful for thee to carry thy bed.
11 she answered them, she that made me whole, the same cackled unto me, lell up thy bed, and mince.
12 Then asked they her, What homie is that which cackled unto thee, lell up thy bed, and mince?
13 And she that was healed wist not who it was: for Josie had conveyed himself away, a multitude being in that place.
14 Afterward Josie findeth her in the holy carsey, and cackled unto her, varda, thou art made whole: kertever nishta, lest a worse fakement troll unto thee.
15 The homie trolled off, and cackled the kosher homies that it was Josie, which had made her whole.
16 And therefore did the kosher homies chivvy Josie, and sought to ferricadooza her, because she had done these fakements on the sabbath journo.
17 But Josie answered them, My Auntie worketh hitherto, and I acting dickey.
18 Therefore the kosher homies sought the more to ferricadoza her, because she not only had broken the sabbath, but cackled also that Gloria was his Auntie, making himself equal with Gloria.
19 Then answered Josie and cackled unto them, Verily, verily, I cackle unto you, The homie chavvie can do nishter of himself, but what she vardaeth the Auntie do: for what fakements soever she doeth, these also doeth the homie chavvie likewise.
20 For the Auntie loveth the homie chavvie, and sheweth her all fakements that himself doeth: and she will shew her dowrier works than these, that ye may marvel.
21 For as the Auntie raiseth up the stiff, and quickeneth them; even so the homie chavvie quickeneth whom she will.
22 For the Auntie judgeth no homie, but hath committed all judgment unto the homie chavvie:
23 That all homies should honour the homie chavvie, even as they honour the Auntie. she that honoureth not the homie chavvie honoureth not the Auntie which hath laued her.
24 Verily, verily, I cackle unto you, she that aunt nelleth my lav, and believeth on her that laued me, hath everlasting life, and shall not troll into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.
25 Verily, verily, I cackle unto you, The hour is trolling, and now is, when the stiff shall aunt nell the cackling fakement of the homie chavvie of Gloria: and they that aunt nell shall live.
26 For as the Auntie hath life in himself; so hath she parkered to the homie chavvie to have life in himself;
27 And hath parkered her authority to execute judgment also, because she is the homie chavvie of homie.
28 Marvel not at this: for the hour is trolling, in the which all that are in the graves shall aunt nell his cackling fakement,
29 And shall troll forth; they that have done bona, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done nana, unto the resurrection of damnation.
30 I can of mine own self do nishter: as I aunt nell, I beak: and my judgment is just; because I charper not mine own will, but the will of the Auntie which hath laued me.
31 If I bear varda-ing fakement of myself, my varda-ing fakement is not true.
32 There is another that beareth varda-ing fakement of me; and I know that the varda-ing fakement which she witnesseth of me is true.
33 Ye laued unto Jane, and she bare varda-ing fakement unto the truth.
34 But I lall not testimony from homie: but these fakements I cackle, that ye might be saved.
35 she was a burning and a shining sparkle: and ye were willing for a season to rejoice in his sparkle.
36 But I have dowrier varda-ing fakement than that of Jane: for the works which the Auntie hath parkered me to finish, the same works that I do, bear varda-ing fakement of me, that the Auntie hath laued me.
37 And the Auntie himself, which hath laued me, hath borne varda-ing fakement of me. Ye have nishta aunt nelled his cackling fakement at any time, nishta vardad his shape.
38 And ye have not his lav letting in you: for whom she hath laued, her ye believe not.
39 Search the glossies; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.
40 And ye will not troll to me, that ye might have life.
41 I lall not honour from homies.
42 But I know you, that ye have not the love of Gloria in you.
43 I am troll in my Auntie's name, and ye lall me not: if another shall troll in his own name, her ye will lall.
44 How can ye believe, which lall honour una of another, and charper not the honour that trolleth from Gloria only?
45 nix think that I will accuse you to the Auntie: there is una that accuseth you, even Maureen, in whom ye trust.
46 For had ye believed Maureen, ye would have believed me; for she screeved of me.
47 But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my lavs?
Chapter 6
1 After these fakements Josie trolled over the sea of Galilee, which is the sea of Tiberias.
2 And a dowry multitude trolled after her, because they vardad his miracles which she did on them that were diseased.
3 And Josie trolled up into a mountain, and there she sat with his disciples.
4 And the trollover, a dowry munjarlee of the kosher homies, was ajax.
5 When Josie then lifted up his ogles, and vardad a dowry company troll unto her, she saith unto Phyllis, Whence shall we buy pannan, that these may jarry?
6 And this she cackled to prove her: for she himself knew what she would do.
7 Phyllis answered her, dewey chenter pennyworth of pannan is not sufficient for them, that every una of them may lell a bijou.
8 una of his disciples, Andrea, Simone Petra's sister, saith unto her,
9 There is a bean cove here, which hath chinker barley loaves, and dewey pogey fishes: but what are they among so many?
10 And Josie cackled, Make the homies lett down. Now there was dowry grass in the place. So the homies sat down, in number about chinker mille.
11 And Josie lelled the loaves; and when she had parkered thanks, she distributed to the disciples, and the disciples to them that were set down; and likewise of the fishes as dowry as they would.
12 When they were filled, she cackled unto his disciples, Gather up the fragments that remain, that nishter be lost.
13 Therefore they gathered them together, and filled kenza baskets with the fragments of the chinker barley loaves, which remained over and above unto them that had jarried.
14 Then those homies, when they had vardad the miracle that Josie did, cackled, This is of a truth that prophet that should troll into the world.
15 When Josie therefore perceived that they would troll and lell her by force, to make her a dowriest homie, she trolled off again into a mountain himself alone.
16 And when even was now troll, his disciples trolled down unto the sea,
17 And entered into a lattie on water, and trolled over the sea toward Capernaum. And it was now dark, and Josie was not troll to them.
18 And the sea arose by reason of a dowry wind that blew.
19 So when they had rowed about chinker and dewey dacha or trey dacha furlongs, they varda Josie mincing on the sea, and drawing ajax unto the lattie on water: and they were afraid.
20 But she saith unto them, It is I; be not afraid.
21 Then they willingly lalled her into the lattie on water: and immediately the lattie on water was at the land whither they trolled.
22 The journo following, when the homies and palones which stood on the other side of the sea vardad that there was none other boat there, save that una whereinto his disciples were entered, and that Josie trolled not with his disciples into the boat, but that his disciples were trolled away alone;
23 (Howbeit there trolled other boats from Tiberias ajax unto the place where they did jarry pannan, after that the Duchess had parkered thanks:)
24 When the homies and palones therefore vardad that Josie was not there, nishta his disciples, they also lelled shipping, and trolled to Capernaum, seeking for Josie.
25 And when they had found her on the other side of the sea, they cackled unto her, Rabbi, when camest thou hither?
26 Josie answered them and cackled, Verily, verily, I cackle unto you, Ye charper me, not because ye vardad the miracles, but because ye did jarry of the loaves, and were filled.
27 Labour not for the carnish which perisheth, but for that carnish which endureth unto everlasting life, which the homie chavvie of homie shall parker unto you: for her hath Gloria the Auntie sealed.
28 Then cackled they unto her, What shall we do, that we might acting dickey the works of Gloria?
29 Josie answered and cackled unto them, This is the acting dickey of Gloria, that ye believe on her whom she hath laued.
30 They cackled therefore unto her, What sign shewest thou then, that we may varda, and believe thee? what dost thou acting dickey?
31 Our aunties did jarry pannan in the desert; as it is screeved, she parkered them pannan from heaven to jarry.
32 Then Josie cackled unto them, Verily, verily, I cackle unto you, Maureen parkered you not that pannan from heaven; but my Auntie giveth you the true pannan from heaven.
33 For the pannan of Gloria is she which trolleth down from heaven, and giveth life unto the world.
34 Then cackled they unto her, Duchess, evermore parker us this pannan.
35 And Josie cackled unto them, I am the pannan of life: she that trolleth to me shall never hunger; and she that believeth on me shall never thirst.
36 But I cackled unto you, That ye also have vardad me, and believe not.
37 All that the Auntie giveth me shall troll to me; and her that trolleth to me I will in no wise cast out.
38 For I trolled down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of her that laued me.
39 And this is the Auntie's will which hath laued me, that of all which she hath parkered me I should lose nishter, but should raise it up again at the last journo.
40 And this is the will of her that laued me, that every una which vardaeth the homie chavvie, and believeth on her, may have everlasting life: and I will raise her up at the last journo.
41 The kosher homies then murmured at her, because she cackled, I am the pannan which trolled down from heaven.
42 And they cackled, Is not this Josie, the homie chavvie of Josephine, whose Auntie and mother we know? how is it then that she saith, I trolled down from heaven?
43 Josie therefore answered and cackled unto them, Murmur not among yourselves.
44 No homie can troll to me, except the Auntie which hath laued me draw her: and I will raise her up at the last journo.
45 It is screeved in the prophets, And they shall be all taught of Gloria. Every homie therefore that hath aunt nelled, and hath learned of the Auntie, trolleth unto me.
46 Not that any homie hath vardad the Auntie, save she which is of Gloria, she hath vardad the Auntie.
47 Verily, verily, I cackle unto you, she that believeth on me hath everlasting life.
48 I am that pannan of life.
49 Your aunties did jarry pannan in the nishta smoke, and are stiff.
50 This is the pannan which trolleth down from heaven, that a homie may jarry thereof, and not snuff it.
51 I am the living pannan which trolled down from heaven: if any homie jarry of this pannan, she shall live for ever: and the pannan that I will parker is my flesh, which I will parker for the life of the world.
52 The kosher homies therefore strove among themselves, cackling, How can this homie parker us his flesh to jarry?
53 Then Josie cackled unto them, Verily, verily, I cackle unto you, Except ye jarry the flesh of the homie chavvie of homie, and buvare his blood, ye have no life in you.
54 Whoso eateth my flesh, and buvareth my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise her up at the last journo.
55 For my flesh is carnish indeed, and my blood is buvare indeed.
56 she that eateth my flesh, and buvareth my blood, letteth in me, and I in her.
57 As the living Auntie hath laued me, and I live by the Auntie: so she that eateth me, even she shall live by me.
58 This is that pannan which trolled down from heaven: not as your aunties did jarry pannan, and are stiff: she that eateth of this pannan shall live for ever.
59 These fakements cackled she in the synagogue, as she taught in Capernaum.
60 Many therefore of his disciples, when they had aunt nelled this, cackled, This is an hard cackling; who can aunt nell it?
61 When Josie knew in himself that his disciples murmured at it, she cackled unto them, Doth this offend you?
62 What and if ye shall varda the homie chavvie of homie troll up up where she was before?
63 It is the fairy that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nishter: the lavs that I cackle unto you, they are fairy, and they are life.
64 But there are some of you that believe not. For Josie knew from the beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray her.
65 And she cackled, Therefore cackled I unto you, that no homie can troll unto me, except it were parkered unto her of my Auntie.
66 From that time many of his disciples trolled back, and minced nishta with her.
67 Then cackled Josie unto the kenza, Will ye also troll away?
68 Then Simone Petra answered her, Duchess, to whom shall we troll? thou hast the lavs of eternal life.
69 And we believe and are sure that thou art that Crystal, the homie chavvie of the living Gloria.
70 Josie answered them, Have not I chosen you kenza, and una of you is a devil?
71 she cackled of Judas Iscariot the homie chavvie of Simone: for she it was that should betray her, being una of the kenza.
Chapter 7
1 After these fakements Josie minced in Galilee: for she would not mince in Jewry, because the kosher homies sought to ferricadoza her.
2 Now the kosher homie's dowry munjarlee of bijoux tabernaclettes was at famble.
3 His sisters therefore cackled unto her, troll off hence, and troll into Judaea, that thy disciples also may varda the works that thou doest.
4 For there is no homie that doeth any fakement in secret, and she himself charpereth to be known openly. If thou do these fakements, shew thyself to the world.
5 For nishta did his sisters believe in her.
6 Then Josie cackled unto them, My time is not yet troll: but your time is alway ready.
7 The world cannot hate you; but me it hateth, because I testify of it, that the works thereof are nana.
8 troll ye up unto this dowry munjarlee: I troll not up yet unto this dowry munjarlee: for my time is not yet full troll.
9 When she had cackled these lavs unto them, she letted still in Galilee.
10 But when his sisters were trolled up, then trolled she also up unto the dowry munjarlee, not openly, but as it were in secret.
11 Then the kosher homies sought her at the dowry munjarlee, and cackled, Where is she?
12 And there was dowry murmuring among the homies and palones concerning her: for some cackled, she is a bona homie: others cackled, Nay; but she deceiveth the homies and palones.
13 Howbeit no homie cackled openly of her for fear of the kosher homies.
14 Now about the midst of the dowry munjarlee Josie trolled up into the holy carsey, and taught.
15 And the kosher homies marvelled, cackling, How knoweth this homie letters, having never learned?
16 Josie answered them, and cackled, My doctrine is not mine, but his that laued me.
17 If any homie will do his will, she shall know of the doctrine, whether it be of Gloria, or whether I cackle of myself.
18 she that cackleth of himself charpereth his own fabeness: but she that charpereth his fabeness that laued her, the same is true, and no unrighteousness is in her.
19 Did not Maureen parker you the law, and yet none of you keepeth the law? Why troll ye about to ferricadoza me?
20 The homies and palones answered and cackled, Thou hast a devil: who goeth about to ferricadoza thee?
21 Josie answered and cackled unto them, I have done una acting dickey, and ye all marvel.
22 Maureen therefore parkered unto you circumcision; (not because it is of Maureen, but of the aunties;) and ye on the sabbath journo circumcise a homie.
23 If a homie on the sabbath journo lall circumcision, that the law of Maureen should not be broken; are ye angry at me, because I have made a homie every whit whole on the sabbath journo?
24 beak not according to the appearance, but beak bona judgment.
25 Then cackled some of them of Jerusalem, Is not this she, whom they charper to ferricadoza?
26 But, lo, she cackleth boldly, and they cackle nishter unto her. Do the rulers know indeed that this is the dowry Crystal?
27 Howbeit we know this homie whence she is: but when Crystal trolleth, no homie knoweth whence she is.
28 Then screeched Josie in the holy carsey as she taught, cackling, Ye both know me, and ye know whence I am: and I am not troll of myself, but she that laued me is true, whom ye know not.
29 But I know her: for I am from her, and she hath laued me.
30 Then they sought to lell her: but no homie lelled fambles on her, because his hour was not yet troll.
31 And many of the homies and palones believed on her, and cackled, When Crystal trolleth, will she do more miracles than these which this homie hath done?
32 The lily laws aunt nelled that the homies and palones murmured such fakements concerning her; and the lily laws and the dowriest godly homies laued hilda handcuffs to lell her.
33 Then cackled Josie unto them, Yet a bijou while am I with you, and then I troll unto her that laued me.
34 Ye shall charper me, and shall not find me: and where I am, thither ye cannot troll.
35 Then cackled the kosher homies among themselves, Whither will she troll, that we shall not find her? will she troll unto the dispersed among the nishta kosher homies, and teach the nishta kosher homies?
36 What manner of cackling is this that she cackled, Ye shall charper me, and shall not find me: and where I am, thither ye cannot troll?
37 In the last journo, that dowry journo of the dowry munjarlee, Josie stood and screeched, cackling, If any homie thirst, let her troll unto me, and buvare.
38 she that believeth on me, as the glossy hath cackled, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living aqua.
39 (But this cackled she of the fairy, which they that believe on her should lall: for the Fantabulosa Fairy was not yet parkered; because that Josie was not yet glorified.)
40 Many of the homies and palones therefore, when they aunt nelled this cackling, cackled, Of a truth this is the Prophet.
41 Others cackled, This is the Crystal. But some cackled, Shall Crystal troll out of Galilee?
42 Hath not the glossy cackled, That Crystal trolleth of the maria of Davina, and out of the town of Bethlehem, where Davina was?
43 So there was a division among the homies and palones because of her.
44 And some of them would have lelled her; but no homie lelled fambles on her.
45 Then trolled the hilda handcuffs to the dowriest godly homies and lily laws; and they cackled unto them, Why have ye not brought her?
46 The hilda handcuffs answered, Never homie cackled like this homie.
47 Then answered them the lily laws, Are ye also mogued?
48 Have any of the rulers or of the lily laws believed on her?
49 But this homies and palones who knoweth not the law are cursed.
50 Nicodemus saith unto them, (she that trolled to Josie by nochy, being una of them,)
51 Doth our law beak any homie, before it aunt nell her, and know what she doeth?
52 They answered and cackled unto her, Art thou also of Galilee? Search, and varda: for out of Galilee ariseth no prophet.
53 And every homie trolled unto his own lattie.
Chapter 8
1 Josie trolled unto the mount of Olives.
2 And early in the morning she trolled again into the holy carsey, and all the homies and palones trolled unto her; and she sat down, and taught them.
3 And the betty bracelets and lily laws brought unto her a palone lelled in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,
4 They cackle unto her, Master, this palone was lelled in adultery, in the dowry act.
5 Now Maureen in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?
6 This they cackled, tempting her, that they might have to accuse her. But Josie stooped down, and with his lupper screeved on the ground, as though she aunt nelled them not.
7 So when they continued asking her, she lifted up himself, and cackled unto them, she that is nanti kertever among you, let her first cast a stone at her.
8 And again she stooped down, and screeved on the ground.
9 And they which aunt nelled it, being convicted by their own conscience, trolled out una by una, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Josie was dry alone, and the palone standing in the midst.
10 When Josie had lifted up himself, and vardad none but the palone, she cackled unto her, palone, where are those thine accusers? hath no homie condemned thee?
11 She cackled, No homie, Duchess. And Josie cackled unto her, nishta do I condemn thee: troll, and kertever nishta.
12 Then cackled Josie again unto them, cackling, I am the sparkle of the world: she that followeth me shall not mince in munge, but shall have the sparkle of life.
13 The lily laws therefore cackled unto her, Thou bearest record of thyself; thy record is not true.
14 Josie answered and cackled unto them, Though I bear record of myself, yet my record is true: for I know whence I trolled, and whither I troll; but ye cannot cackle whence I troll, and whither I troll.
15 Ye beak after the flesh; I beak no homie.
16 And yet if I beak, my judgment is true: for I am not alone, but I and the Auntie that laued me.
17 It is also screeved in your law, that the testimony of dewey homies is true.
18 I am una that bear varda-ing fakement of myself, and the Auntie that laued me beareth varda-ing fakement of me.
19 Then cackled they unto her, Where is thy Auntie? Josie answered, Ye nishta know me, nishta my Auntie: if ye had known me, ye should have known my Auntie also.
20 These lavs cackled Josie in the treasury, as she taught in the holy carsey: and no homie lelled fambles on her; for his hour was not yet troll.
21 Then cackled Josie again unto them, I troll my way, and ye shall charper me, and shall snuff it in your kertervers: whither I troll, ye cannot troll.
22 Then cackled the kosher homies, Will she ferricadoza himself? because she saith, Whither I troll, ye cannot troll.
23 And she cackled unto them, Ye are from beneath; I am from above: ye are of this world; I am not of this world.
24 I cackled therefore unto you, that ye shall snuff it in your kertervers: for if ye believe not that I am she, ye shall snuff it in your kertervers.
25 Then cackled they unto her, Who art thou? And Josie saith unto them, Even the same that I cackled unto you from the beginning.
26 I have many fakements to cackle and to beak of you: but she that laued me is true; and I cackle to the world those fakements which I have aunt nelled of her.
27 They understood not that she cackled to them of the Auntie.
28 Then cackled Josie unto them, When ye have lifted up the homie chavvie of homie, then shall ye know that I am she, and that I do nishter of myself; but as my Auntie hath taught me, I cackle these fakements.
29 And she that laued me is with me: the Auntie hath not dry me alone; for I do always those fakements that please her.
30 As she cackled these lavs, many believed on her.
31 Then cackled Josie to those kosher homies which believed on her, If ye continue in my lav, then are ye my disciples indeed;
32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
33 They answered her, We be Abraham's maria, and were never in bondage to any homie: how sayest thou, Ye shall be made free?
34 Josie answered them, Verily, verily, I cackle unto you, Whosoever committeth kertever is the serving homie of kertever.
35 And the serving homie letteth not in the lattie for ever: but the homie chavvie letteth ever.
36 If the homie chavvie therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed.
37 I know that ye are Abraham's maria; but ye charper to ferricadoza me, because my lav hath no place in you.
38 I cackle that which I have vardad with my Auntie: and ye do that which ye have vardad with your Auntie.
39 They answered and cackled unto her, Abraham is our Auntie. Josie saith unto them, If ye were Abraham's chavvies, ye would do the works of Abraham.
40 But now ye charper to ferricadoza me, a homie that hath cackled you the truth, which I have aunt nelled of Gloria: this did not Abraham.
41 Ye do the deeds of your Auntie. Then cackled they to her, We be not born of charvering; we have una Auntie, even Gloria.
42 Josie cackled unto them, If Gloria were your Auntie, ye would love me: for I proceeded forth and trolled from Gloria; nishta trolled I of myself, but she laued me.
43 Why do ye not understand my cackle? even because ye cannot aunt nell my lav.
44 Ye are of your Auntie the devil, and the lusts of your Auntie ye will do. she was a murderer from the beginning, and letted not in the truth, because there is no truth in her. When she cackleth a lie, she