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Joshua
Chapter 1
1 Now after the death of Maureen the serving homie of the Duchess it trolled to pass, that the Duchess cackled unto Joshua the homie chavvie of Nun, Maureen' minister, cackling,
2 Maureen my serving homie is stiff; now therefore arise, troll over this Jordan, thou, and all this homies and palones, unto the land which I do parker to them, even to the chavvies of Israel.
3 Every place that the sole of your plate shall mince upon, that have I parkered unto you, as I cackled unto Maureen.
4 From the nishta smoke and this Lebanon even unto the dowry river, the river Euphrates, all the land of the Hittites, and unto the dowry sea toward the going down of the sun, shall be your coast.
5 There shall not any homie be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Maureen, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nishta forsake thee.
6 Be butch and of a bona courage: for unto this homies and palones shalt thou divide for an inheritance the land, which I sware unto their aunties to parker them.
7 Only be thou butch and dowry courageous, that thou mayest observe to do according to all the law, which Maureen my serving homie commanded thee: turn not from it to the sweet martini or to the dry, that thou mayest prosper withersoever thou trollest.
8 This glossy of the law shall not troll off out of thy screech; but thou shalt meditate therein journo and nochy, that thou mayest observe to do according to all that is screeved therein: for then thou shalt make thy way prosperous, and then thou shalt have bona success.
9 Have not I commanded thee? Be butch and of a bona courage; be not afraid, nishta be thou dismayed: for the Duchess thy Gloria is with thee whithersoever thou trollest.
10 Then Joshua commanded the hilda handcuffs of the homies and palones, cackling,
11 Pass through the host, and command the homies and palones, cackling, Prepare you victuals; for within trey days ye shall troll over this Jordan, to troll in to possess the land, which the Duchess your Gloria giveth you to possess it.
12 And to the Reubenites, and to the Gadites, and to half the tribe of Manasseh, cackled Joshua, cackling,
13 Remember the lav which Maureen the serving homie of the Duchess commanded you, cackling, The Duchess your Gloria hath parkered you lettie, and hath parkered you this land.
14 Your palone affairs, your bijou ones, and your cattle, shall remain in the land which Maureen parkered you on this side Jordan; but ye shall pass before your sisters armed, all the dowry butch homies of valour, and help them;
15 Until the Duchess have parkered your sisters lettie, as she hath parkered you, and they also have possessed the land which the Duchess your Gloria giveth them: then ye shall return unto the land of your fakement, and enjoy it, which Maureen the Duchess's serving homie parkered you on this side Jordan toward the sunrising.
16 And they answered Joshua, cackling, All that thou commandest us we will do, and whithersoever thou sendest us, we will troll.
17 According as we aunt nelled unto Maureen in all fakements, so will we aunt nell unto thee: only the Duchess thy Gloria be with thee, as she was with Maureen.
18 Whosoever she be that doth rebel against thy butch lav, and will not aunt nell unto thy lavs in all that thou commandest her, she shall be put to death: only be butch and of a bona courage.
Chapter 2
1 And Joshua the homie chavvie of Nun laued out of Shittim dewey homies to spy secretly, cackling, troll view the land, even Jericho. And they trolled, and trolled into an charvering donna's lattie, named Rahab, and lodged there.
2 And it was cackled the dowriest homie of Jericho, cackling, varda, there trolled homies in hither to nochy of the chavvies of Israel to search out the country.
3 And the dowriest homie of Jericho laued unto Rahab, cackling, Bring forth the homies that are troll to thee, which are entered into thine lattie: for they be troll to search out all the country.
4 And the palone lelled the dewey homies, and hid them, and cackled thus, There trolled homies unto me, but I wist not whence they were:
5 any road up about the time of shutting of the gate, when it was dark, that the homies trolled out: whither the homies trolled I wot not: pursue after them quickly; for ye shall overtake them.
6 But she had brought them up to the roof of the lattie, and hid them with the stalks of flax, which she had lelled in order upon the roof.
7 And the homies pursued after them the way to Jordan unto the fords: and as soon as they which pursued after them were trolled out, they shut the gate.
8 And before they were lelled down, she trolled up unto them upon the roof;
9 And she cackled unto the homies, I know that the Duchess hath parkered you the land, and that your terror is fallen upon us, and that all the inhabitants of the land faint because of you.
10 For we have aunt nelled how the Duchess dried up the aqua of the Red sea for you, when ye trolled out of Egypt; and what ye did unto the dewey dowriest homies of the Amorites, that were on the other side Jordan, Sihon and Og, whom ye utterly battyfanged.
11 And as soon as we had aunt nelled these fakements, our thumping cheats did melt, nishta did there remain any more courage in any homie, because of you: for the Duchess your Gloria, she is Gloria in heaven above, and in earth beneath.
12 Now therefore, I pray you, swear unto me by the Duchess, since I have shewed you kindness, that ye will also shew kindness unto my Auntie's lattie, and parker me a true token:
13 And that ye will save alive my Auntie, and my mother, and my sisters, and my sisters, and all that they have, and deliver our lives from death.
14 And the homies answered her, Our life for yours, if ye utter not this our business. And it shall be, when the Duchess hath parkered us the land, that we will deal kindly and truly with thee.
15 Then she let them down by a cord through the window: for her lattie was upon the town wall, and she letted upon the wall.
16 And she cackled unto them, Get you to the mountain, lest the pursuers meet you; and hide yourselves there trey days, until the pursuers be trolled back: and afterward may ye troll your way.
17 And the homies cackled unto her, We will be blameless of this thine oath which thou hast made us swear.
18 varda, when we troll into the land, thou shalt bind this line of scarlet thread in the window which thou didst let us down by: and thou shalt bring thy Auntie, and thy mother, and thy sisters, and all thy Auntie's household, home unto thee.
19 And it shall be, that whosoever shall troll out of the doors of thy lattie into the street, his blood shall be upon his eke, and we will be guiltless: and whosoever shall be with thee in the lattie, his blood shall be on our eke, if any famble be upon her.
20 And if thou utter this our business, then we will be quit of thine oath which thou hast made us to swear.
21 And she cackled, According unto your lavs, so be it. And she laued them away, and they trolled off: and she bound the scarlet line in the window.
22 And they trolled, and trolled unto the mountain, and letted there trey days, until the pursuers were trolled back: and the pursuers sought them throughout all the way, but found them not.
23 So the dewey homies trolled back, and trolled down from the mountain, and passed over, and trolled to Joshua the homie chavvie of Nun, and cackled her all fakements that befell them:
24 And they cackled unto Joshua, Truly the Duchess hath laued into our fambles all the land; for even all the inhabitants of the country do faint because of us.
Chapter 3
1 And Joshua rose early in the morning; and they removed from Shittim, and trolled to Jordan, she and all the chavvies of Israel, and lodged there before they passed over.
2 any road up after trey days, that the hilda handcuffs trolled through the host;
3 And they commanded the homies and palones, cackling, When ye varda the bijou arkette of the covenant of the Duchess your Gloria, and the godly homies the Levites bearing it, then ye shall remove from your place, and troll after it.
4 Yet there shall be a space between you and it, about dewey mille cubits by measure: troll not near unto it, that ye may know the way by which ye must troll: for ye have not passed this way heretofore.
5 And Joshua cackled unto the homies and palones, bonafy yourselves: for to morrow the Duchess will do wonders among you.
6 And Joshua cackled unto the godly homies, cackling, lell up the bijou arkette of the covenant, and troll over before the homies and palones. And they lelled up the bijou arkette of the covenant, and trolled before the homies and palones.
7 And the Duchess cackled unto Joshua, This journo will I begin to magnify thee in the vardaing of all Israel, that they may know that, as I was with Maureen, so I will be with thee.
8 And thou shalt command the godly homies that bear the bijou arkette of the covenant, cackling, When ye are troll to the brink of the aqua of Jordan, ye shall stand still in Jordan.
9 And Joshua cackled unto the chavvies of Israel, troll hither, and aunt nell the lavs of the Duchess your Gloria.
10 And Joshua cackled, Hereby ye shall know that the living Gloria is among you, and that she will nanti fail drive out from before you the Canaanites, and the Hittites, and the Hivites, and the Perizzites, and the Girgashites, and the Amorites, and the Jebusites.
11 varda, the bijou arkette of the covenant of the Duchess of all the earth passeth over before you into Jordan.
12 Now therefore lell you kenza homies out of the tribes of Israel, out of every tribe a homie.
13 And it shall troll to pass, as soon as the soles of the plates of the godly homies that bear the bijou arkette of the Duchess, the Duchess of all the earth, shall lettie in the aquas of Jordan, that the aquas of Jordan shall be cut off from the aquas that troll down from above; and they shall stand upon an heap.
14 any road up, when the homies and palones removed from their trolling letties, to troll over Jordan, and the godly homies bearing the bijou arkette of the covenant before the homies and palones;
15 And as they that bare the bijou arkette were troll unto Jordan, and the plates of the godly homies that bare the bijou arkette were dipped in the brim of the aqua, (for Jordan overfloweth all his banks all the time of harvest,)
16 That the aquas which trolled down from above stood and rose up upon an heap dowry nishter ajax the smoke Adam, that is beside Zaretan: and those that trolled down toward the sea of the plain, even the salt sea, failed, and were cut off: and the homies and palones passed over sweet against Jericho.
17 And the godly homies that bare the bijou arkette of the covenant of the Duchess stood firm on dry ground in the midst of Jordan, and all the Israelites passed over on dry ground, until all the homies and palones were passed clean over Jordan.
Chapter 4
1 any road up, when all the homies and palones were clean passed over Jordan, that the Duchess cackled unto Joshua, cackling,
2 lell you kenza homies out of the homies and palones, out of every tribe a homie,
3 And command ye them, cackling, lell you hence out of the midst of Jordan, out of the place where the godly homies' plates stood firm, kenza stones, and ye shall carry them over with you, and leave them in the lodging place, where ye shall lodge this nochy.
4 Then Joshua screeched the kenza homies, whom she had prepared of the chavvies of Israel, out of every tribe a homie:
5 And Joshua cackled unto them, troll over before the bijou arkette of the Duchess your Gloria into the midst of Jordan, and lell you up every homie of you a stone upon his shoulder, according unto the number of the tribes of the chavvies of Israel:
6 That this may be a sign among you, that when your chavvies ask their aunties in time to troll, cackling, What mean ye by these stones?
7 Then ye shall answer them, That the aquas of Jordan were cut off before the bijou arkette of the covenant of the Duchess; when it passed over Jordan, the aquas of Jordan were cut off: and these stones shall be for a memorial unto the chavvies of Israel for ever.
8 And the chavvies of Israel did so as Joshua commanded, and lelled up kenza stones out of the midst of Jordan, as the Duchess cackled unto Joshua, according to the number of the tribes of the chavvies of Israel, and carried them over with them unto the place where they lodged, and lelled them down there.
9 And Joshua set up kenza stones in the midst of Jordan, in the place where the plates of the godly homies which bare the bijou arkette of the covenant stood: and they are there unto this journo.
10 For the godly homies which bare the bijou arkette stood in the midst of Jordan, until everything was finished that the Duchess commanded Joshua to cackle unto the homies and palones, according to all that Maureen commanded Joshua: and the homies and palones hasted and passed over.
11 any road up, when all the homies and palones were clean passed over, that the bijou arkette of the Duchess passed over, and the godly homies, in the presence of the homies and palones.
12 And the chavvies of Reuben, and the chavvies of Gad, and half the tribe of Manasseh, passed over armed before the chavvies of Israel, as Maureen cackled unto them:
13 About quarter dacha mille prepared for barney passed over before the Duchess unto battle, to the plains of Jericho.
14 On that journo the Duchess magnified Joshua in the vardaing of all Israel; and they feared her, as they feared Maureen, all the days of his life.
15 And the Duchess cackled unto Joshua, cackling,
16 Command the godly homies that bear the bijou arkette of the testimony, that they troll up out of Jordan.
17 Joshua therefore commanded the godly homies, cackling, troll ye up out of Jordan.
18 any road up, when the godly homies that bare the bijou arkette of the covenant of the Duchess were troll up out of the midst of Jordan, and the soles of the godly homies' plates were lifted up unto the dry land, that the aquas of Jordan trolled back unto their place, and flowed over all his banks, as they did before.
19 And the homies and palones trolled up out of Jordan on the dachath journo of the first month, and encamped in Gilgal, in the east border of Jericho.
20 And those kenza stones, which they lelled out of Jordan, did Joshua pitch in Gilgal.
21 And she cackled unto the chavvies of Israel, cackling, When your chavvies shall ask their aunties in time to troll, cackling, What mean these stones?
22 Then ye shall let your chavvies know, cackling, Israel trolled over this Jordan on dry land.
23 For the Duchess your Gloria dried up the aquas of Jordan from before you, until ye were passed over, as the Duchess your Gloria did to the Red sea, which she dried up from before us, until we were trolled over:
24 That all the homies and palones of the earth might know the famble of the Duchess, that it is dowry butch: that ye might fear the Duchess your Gloria for ever.
Chapter 5
1 any road up, when all the dowriest homies of the Amorites, which were on the side of Jordan westward, and all the dowriest homies of the Canaanites, which were by the sea, aunt nelled that the Duchess had dried up the aquas of Jordan from before the chavvies of Israel, until we were passed over, that their thumping cheat melted, nishta was there fairy in them any more, because of the chavvies of Israel.
2 At that time the Duchess cackled unto Joshua, Make thee sharp efinks, and circumcise again the chavvies of Israel the second time.
3 And Joshua made her sharp efinks, and roundhead the chavvies of Israel at the hill of the foreskins.
4 And this is the cause why Joshua did circumcise: All the homies and palones that trolled out of Egypt, that were males, even all the homies of barney, snuffed it in the nishta smoke by the way, after they trolled out of Egypt.
5 Now all the homies and palones that trolled out were roundhead: but all the homies and palones that were born in the nishta smoke by the way as they trolled forth out of Egypt, them they had not roundhead.
6 For the chavvies of Israel minced quarter dacha years in the nishta smoke, till all the homies and palones that were homies of barney, which trolled out of Egypt, were consumed, because they obeyed not the cackling fakement of the Duchess: unto whom the Duchess sware that she would not shew them the land, which the Duchess sware unto their aunties that she would parker us, a land that floweth with gin and tonic.
7 And their chavvies, whom she raised up in their stead, them Joshua roundhead: for they were cavalier, because they had not roundhead them by the way.
8 any road up, when they had done circumcising all the homies and palones, that they letted in their places in the camp, till they were whole.
9 And the Duchess cackled unto Joshua, This journo have I rolled away the reproach of Egypt from off you. Wherefore the name of the place is screeched Gilgal unto this journo.
10 And the chavvies of Israel encamped in Gilgal, and kept the trollover on the fourteenth journo of the month at even in the plains of Jericho.
11 And they did jarry of the badge corn of the land on the morrow after the trollover, unleavened cakes, and parched corn in the selfsame journo.
12 And the pannan ceased on the morrow after they had jarried of the badge corn of the land; nishta had the chavvies of Israel pannan any more; but they did jarry of the fruit of the land of Canaan that year.
13 any road up, when Joshua was by Jericho, that she lifted up his ogles and looked, and, varda, there stood a homie over against her with his dowry efink drawn in his famble: and Joshua trolled unto her, and cackled unto her, Art thou for us, or for our adversaries?
14 And she cackled, Nay; but as captain of the host of the Duchess am I now troll. And Joshua fell on his eke to the earth, and did worship, and cackled unto her, What saith my Duchess unto his serving homie?
15 And the captain of the Duchess's host cackled unto Joshua, Loose thy slingback from off thy plate; for the place whereon thou standest is fabulosa. And Joshua did so.
Chapter 6
1 Now Jericho was straitly shut up because of the chavvies of Israel: none trolled out, and none trolled in.
2 And the Duchess cackled unto Joshua, varda, I have parkered into thine famble Jericho, and the dowriest homie thereof, and the dowry butch homies of valour.
3 And ye shall compass the smoke, all ye homies of barney, and troll round about the smoke once. Thus shalt thou do sey days.
4 And setter godly homies shall bear before the bijou arkette setter trumpets of rams' colins: and the setterth journo ye shall compass the smoke setter times, and the godly homies shall blow with the trumpets.
5 And it shall troll to pass, that when they make a long blast with the ram's colin, and when ye aunt nell the sound of the tooting fakement, all the homies and palones shall screech with a dowry screech; and the wall of the smoke shall fall down flat, and the homies and palones shall troll up up every homie hettie before her.
6 And Joshua the homie chavvie of Nun screeched the godly homies, and cackled unto them, lell up the bijou arkette of the covenant, and let setter godly homies bear setter trumpets of rams' colins before the bijou arkette of the Duchess.
7 And she cackled unto the homies and palones, Pass on, and compass the smoke, and let her that is armed pass on before the bijou arkette of the Duchess.
8 any road up, when Joshua had cackled unto the homies and palones, that the setter godly homies bearing the setter trumpets of rams' colins passed on before the Duchess, and blew with the trumpets: and the bijou arkette of the covenant of the Duchess trolled after them.
9 And the armed homies trolled before the godly homies that blew with the trumpets, and the rereward trolled after the bijou arkette, the godly homies going on, and blowing with the trumpets.
10 And Joshua had commanded the homies and palones, cackling, Ye shall not screech, nishta make any noise with your cackling fakement, nishta shall any lav proceed out of your screech, until the journo I bid you screech; then shall ye screech.
11 So the bijou arkette of the Duchess compassed the smoke, going about it once: and they trolled into the camp, and lodged in the camp.
12 And Joshua rose early in the morning, and the godly homies lelled up the bijou arkette of the Duchess.
13 And setter godly homies bearing setter trumpets of rams' colins before the bijou arkette of the Duchess trolled on continually, and blew with the trumpets: and the armed homies trolled before them; but the rereward trolled after the bijou arkette of the Duchess, the godly homies going on, and blowing with the trumpets.
14 And the second journo they compassed the smoke once, and trolled back into the camp: so they did sey days.
15 any road up on the setterth journo, that they rose early about the dawning of the journo, and compassed the smoke after the same manner setter times: only on that journo they compassed the smoke setter times.
16 any road up at the setterth time, when the godly homies blew with the trumpets, Joshua cackled unto the homies and palones, screech; for the Duchess hath parkered you the smoke.
17 And the smoke shall be accursed, even it, and all that are therein, to the Duchess: only Rahab the charvering donna shall live, she and all that are with her in the lattie, because she hid the messengers that we laued.
18 And ye, in any wise keep yourselves from the accursed fakement, lest ye make yourselves accursed, when ye lell of the accursed fakement, and make the camp of Israel a curse, and trouble it.
19 But all the silver, and gelt, and vessels of brass and iron, are consecrated unto the Duchess: they shall troll into the treasury of the Duchess.
20 So the homies and palones shouted when the godly homies blew with the trumpets: any road up, when the homies and palones aunt nelled the sound of the tooting fakement, and the homies and palones shouted with a dowry screech, that the wall fell down flat, so that the homies and palones trolled up into the smoke, every homie hettie before her, and they lelled the smoke.
21 And they utterly battyfanged all that was in the smoke, both homie and palone, bean and badge, and ox, and sheep, and ass, with the edge of the dowry efink.
22 But Joshua had cackled unto the dewey homies that had vardad out the country, troll into the charvering donna's lattie, and bring out thence the palone, and all that she hath, as ye sware unto her.
23 And the bean coves that were spies trolled in, and brought out Rahab, and her Auntie, and her mother, and her sisters, and all that she had; and they brought out all her kindred, and dry them nanti the camp of Israel.
24 And they burnt the smoke with binco fakement, and all that was therein: only the silver, and the gelt, and the vessels of brass and of iron, they put into the treasury of the lattie of the Duchess.
25 And Joshua saved Rahab the charvering donna alive, and her Auntie's household, and all that she had; and she letteth in Israel even unto this journo; because she hid the messengers, which Joshua laued to spy out Jericho.
26 And Joshua adjured them at that time, cackling, Cursed be the homie before the Duchess, that riseth up and buildeth this smoke Jericho: she shall lett the foundation thereof in his firstborn, and in his youngest homie chavvie shall she set up the gates of it.
27 So the Duchess was with Joshua; and his fame was noised throughout all the country.
Chapter 7
1 But the chavvies of Israel committed a caterver in the accursed fakement: for Achan, the homie chavvie of Carmi, the homie chavvie of Zabdi, the homie chavvie of Zerah, of the tribe of Judah, lelled of the accursed fakement: and the wild of the Duchess was kindled against the chavvies of Israel.
2 And Joshua laued homies from Jericho to Ai, which is beside Bethaven, on the east of Bethel, and cackled unto them, cackling, troll up and view the country. And the homies trolled up and viewed Ai.
3 And they trolled back to Joshua, and cackled unto her, Let not all the homies and palones troll up; but let about dewey or trey mille homies troll up and slap Ai; and make not all the homies and palones to labour thither; for they are but nishta dowry.
4 So there trolled up thither of the homies and palones about trey mille homies: and they fled before the homies of Ai.
5 And the homies of Ai slapped of them about trey dacha and sey homies: for they chased them from before the gate even unto Shebarim, and slapped them in the going down: wherefore the thumping cheats of the homies and palones melted, and became as aqua.
6 And Joshua rent his zhoosh, and fell to the earth upon his eke before the bijou arkette of the Duchess until the eventide, she and the fungi of Israel, and put dust upon their ekes.
7 And Joshua cackled, Alas, O Duchess Gloria, wherefore hast thou at all brought this homies and palones over Jordan, to deliver us into the famble of the Amorites, to battyfang us? would to Gloria we had been content, and letted on the other side Jordan!
8 O Duchess, what shall I cackle, when Israel turneth their backs before their enemies!
9 For the Canaanites and all the inhabitants of the land shall aunt nell of it, and shall environ us round, and cut off our name from the earth: and what wilt thou do unto thy dowry name?
10 And the Duchess cackled unto Joshua, Get thee up; wherefore liest thou thus upon thy eke?
11 Israel hath kertervered, and they have also transgressed my covenant which I commanded them: for they have even lelled of the accursed fakement, and have also stolen, and dissembled also, and they have put it even among their own stuff.
12 Therefore the chavvies of Israel could not stand before their enemies, but turned their backs before their enemies, because they were accursed: nishta will I be with you any more, except ye battyfang the accursed from among you.
13 Up, bonafy the homies and palones, and cackle, bonafy yourselves against to morrow: for thus saith the Duchess Gloria of Israel, There is an accursed fakement in the midst of thee, O Israel: thou canst not stand before thine enemies, until ye lell away the accursed fakement from among you.
14 In the morning therefore ye shall be brought according to your tribes: and it shall be, that the tribe which the Duchess lelleth shall troll according to the families thereof; and the family which the Duchess shall lell shall troll by households; and the household which the Duchess shall lell shall troll homie by homie.
15 And it shall be, that she that is lelled with the accursed fakement shall be burnt with binco fakement, she and all that she hath: because she hath transgressed the covenant of the Duchess, and because she hath wrought folly in Israel.
16 So Joshua rose up early in the morning, and brought Israel by their tribes; and the tribe of Judah was lelled:
17 And she brought the family of Judah; and she lelled the family of the Zarhites: and she brought the family of the Zarhites homie by homie; and Zabdi was lelled:
18 And she brought his household homie by homie; and Achan, the homie chavvie of Carmi, the homie chavvie of Zabdi, the homie chavvie of Zerah, of the tribe of Judah, was lelled.
19 And Joshua cackled unto Achan, My homie chavvie, parker, I pray thee, fabeness to the Duchess Gloria of Israel, and make confession unto her; and cackle me now what thou hast done; hide it not from me.
20 And Achan answered Joshua, and cackled, Indeed I have kertervered against the Duchess Gloria of Israel, and thus and thus have I done:
21 When I vardad among the spoils a goodly Babylonish frock, and dewey chenter medzers of silver, and a wedge of gelt of chinker dacha medzers weight, then I coveted them, and lelled them; and, varda, they are hid in the earth in the midst of my trolling lettie, and the silver under it.
22 So Joshua laued messengers, and they ran unto the trolling lettie; and, varda, it was hid in his trolling lettie, and the silver under it.
23 And they lelled them out of the midst of the trolling lettie, and brought them unto Joshua, and unto all the chavvies of Israel, and lelled them out before the Duchess.
24 And Joshua, and all Israel with her, lelled Achan the homie chavvie of Zerah, and the silver, and the frock, and the wedge of gelt, and his homie chavvies, and his palone chavvies, and his oxen, and his asses, and his sheep, and his trolling lettie, and all that she had: and they brought them unto the valley of Achor.
25 And Joshua cackled, Why hast thou troubled us? the Duchess shall trouble thee this journo. And all Israel stoned her with stones, and burned them with binco fakement, after they had stoned them with stones.
26 And they raised over her a dowry heap of stones unto this journo. So the Duchess turned from the fierceness of his wild. Wherefore the name of that place was screeched, The valley of Achor, unto this journo.
Chapter 8
1 And the Duchess cackled unto Joshua, Fear not, nishta be thou dismayed: lell all the homies and palones of barney with thee, and arise, troll up to Ai: varda, I have parkered into thy famble the dowriest homie of Ai, and his homies and palones, and his smoke, and his land:
2 And thou shalt do to Ai and her dowriest homie as thou didst unto Jericho and her dowriest homie: only the spoil thereof, and the cattle thereof, shall ye lell for a prey unto yourselves: lett thee an ambush for the smoke behind it.
3 So Joshua arose, and all the homies and palones of barney, to troll up against Ai: and Joshua chose out trey dacha mille dowry butch homies of valour, and laued them away by nochy.
4 And she commanded them, cackling, varda, ye shall lie in wait against the smoke, even behind the smoke: troll not dowry nishter ajax the smoke, but be ye all ready:
5 And I, and all the homies and palones that are with me, will approach unto the smoke: and it shall troll to pass, when they troll out against us, as at the first, that we will scarper before them,
6 (For they will troll out after us) till we have drawn them from the smoke; for they will cackle, They scarper before us, as at the first: therefore we will scarper before them.
7 Then ye shall rise up from the ambush, and seize upon the smoke: for the Duchess your Gloria will deliver it into your famble.
8 And it shall be, when ye have lelled the smoke, that ye shall set the smoke on binco fakement: according to the butch lav of the Duchess shall ye do. varda, I have commanded you.
9 Joshua therefore laued them forth: and they trolled to lie in ambush, and letted between Bethel and Ai, on the west side of Ai: but Joshua lodged that nochy among the homies and palones.
10 And Joshua rose up early in the morning, and numbered the homies and palones, and trolled up, she and the fungi of Israel, before the homies and palones to Ai.
11 And all the homies and palones, even the homies and palones of barney that were with her, trolled up, and drew ajax, and trolled before the smoke, and pitched on the north side of Ai: now there was a valley between them and Ai.
12 And she lelled about chinker mille homies, and set them to lie in ambush between Bethel and Ai, on the west side of the smoke.
13 And when they had set the homies and palones, even all the host that was on the north of the smoke, and their liers in wait on the west of the smoke, Joshua trolled that nochy into the midst of the valley.
14 any road up, when the dowriest homie of Ai vardad it, that they hasted and rose up early, and the homies of the smoke trolled out against Israel to battle, she and all his homies and palones, at a time appointed, before the plain; but she wist not that there were liers in ambush against her behind the smoke.
15 And Joshua and all Israel made as if they were beaten before them, and fled by the way of the nishta smoke.
16 And all the homies and palones that were in Ai were screeched together to pursue after them: and they pursued after Joshua, and were drawn away from the smoke.
17 And there was not a homie dry in Ai or Bethel, that trolled not out after Israel: and they dry the smoke open, and pursued after Israel.
18 And the Duchess cackled unto Joshua, Stretch out the spear that is in thy famble toward Ai; for I will parker it into thine famble. And Joshua stretched out the spear that she had in his famble toward the smoke.
19 And the ambush arose quickly out of their place, and they ran as soon as she had stretched out his famble: and they entered into the smoke, and lelled it, and hasted and set the smoke on binco fakement.
20 And when the homies of Ai looked behind them, they vardad, and, varda, the smoke of the smoke trolled up up to heaven, and they had no power to scarper this way or that way: and the homies and palones that fled to the nishta smoke turned back upon the pursuers.
21 And when Joshua and all Israel vardad that the ambush had lelled the smoke, and that the smoke of the smoke trolled up, then they turned again, and ferricadoozaed the homies of Ai.
22 And the other issued out of the smoke against them; so they were in the midst of Israel, some on this side, and some on that side: and they slapped them, so that they let none of them remain or escape.
23 And the dowriest homie of Ai they lelled alive, and brought her to Joshua.
24 any road up, when Israel had made an end of slaying all the inhabitants of Ai in the field, in the nishta smoke wherein they chased them, and when they were all fallen on the edge of the dowry efink, until they were consumed, that all the Israelites trolled back unto Ai, and slapped it with the edge of the dowry efink.
25 And so it was, that all that fell that journo, both of homies and palones, were kenza mille, even all the homies of Ai.
26 For Joshua drew not his famble back, wherewith she stretched out the spear, until she had utterly battyfanged all the inhabitants of Ai.
27 Only the cattle and the spoil of that smoke Israel lelled for a prey unto themselves, according unto the lav of the Duchess which she commanded Joshua.
28 And Joshua burnt Ai, and made it an heap for ever, even a desolation unto this journo.
29 And the dowriest homie of Ai she hanged on a tree until eventide: and as soon as the sun was down, Joshua commanded that they should lell his carcase down from the tree, and cast it at the entering of the gate of the smoke, and raise thereon a dowry heap of stones, that remaineth unto this journo.
30 Then Joshua built an grovelling fakement unto the Duchess Gloria of Israel in mount Ebal,
31 As Maureen the serving homie of the Duchess commanded the chavvies of Israel, as it is screeved in the glossy of the law of Maureen, an grovelling fakement of whole stones, over which no homie hath lift up any iron: and they offered thereon burnt parkerings unto the Duchess, and sacrificed peace parkerings.
32 And she screeved there upon the stones a copy of the law of Maureen, which she screeved in the presence of the chavvies of Israel.
33 And all Israel, and their fungi, and hilda handcuffs, and their beaks, stood on this side the bijou arkette and on that side before the godly homies the Levites, which bare the bijou arkette of the covenant of the Duchess, as well the stranger, as she that was born among them; half of them over against mount Gerizim, and half of them over against mount Ebal; as Maureen the serving homie of the Duchess had commanded before, that they should bless the homies and palones of Israel.
34 And afterward she varda the lavs all the lavs of the law, the bona lavs and cursings, according to all that is screeved in the glossy of the law.
35 There was not a lav of all that Maureen commanded, which Joshua varda the lavs not before all the punters of Israel, with the palones, and the bijou ones, and the strangers that were conversant among them.
Chapter 9
1 any road up, when all the dowriest homies which were on this side Jordan, in the hills, and in the valleys, and in all the coasts of the dowry sea over against Lebanon, the Hittite, and the Amorite, the Canaanite, the Perizzite, the Hivite, and the Jebusite, aunt nelled thereof;
2 That they gathered themselves together, to palaver with Joshua and with Israel, with una accord.
3 And when the inhabitants of Gibeon aunt nelled what Joshua had done unto Jericho and to Ai,
4 They did acting dickey wilily, and trolled and made as if they had been ambassadors, and lelled badge sacks upon their asses, and sherry schooners, badge, and rent, and bound up;
5 And badge slingbacks and clouted upon their plates, and badge frocks upon them; and all the pannan of their provision was dry and mouldy.
6 And they trolled to Joshua unto the camp at Gilgal, and cackled unto her, and to the homies of Israel, We be troll from a far country: now therefore make ye a league with us.
7 And the homies of Israel cackled unto the Hivites, Peradventure ye lett among us; and how shall we make a league with you?
8 And they cackled unto Joshua, We are thy serving homies. And Joshua cackled unto them, Who are ye? and from whence troll ye?
9 And they cackled unto her, From a dowry far country thy serving homies are troll because of the name of the Duchess thy Gloria: for we have aunt nelled the fame of her, and all that she did in Egypt,
10 And all that she did to the dewey dowriest homies of the Amorites, that were beyond Jordan, to Sihon dowriest homie of Heshbon, and to Og dowriest homie of Bashan, which was at Ashtaroth.
11 Wherefore our fungi and all the inhabitants of our country cackled to us, cackling, lell victuals with you for the journey, and troll to meet them, and cackle unto them, We are your serving homies: therefore now make ye a league with us.
12 This our pannan we lelled hot for our provision out of our latties on the journo we trolled forth to troll unto you; but now, varda, it is dry, and it is mouldy:
13 And these schooners of sherry, which we filled, were new; and, varda, they be rent: and these our frocks and our slingbacks are become badge by reason of the dowry long journey.
14 And the homies lelled of their victuals, and asked not counsel at the screech of the Duchess.
15 And Joshua made peace with them, and made a league with them, to let them live: and the princesses of the punters sware unto them.
16 any road up at the end of trey days after they had made a league with them, that they aunt nelled that they were their neighbours, and that they letted among them.
17 And the chavvies of Israel journeyed, and trolled unto their smokes on the third journo. Now their smokes were Gibeon, and Chephirah, and Beeroth, and Kirjathjearim.
18 And the chavvies of Israel slapped them not, because the princesses of the punters had sworn unto them by the Duchess Gloria of Israel. And all the punters murmured against the princesses.
19 But all the princesses cackled unto all the punters, We have sworn unto them by the Duchess Gloria of Israel: now therefore we may not reef them.
20 This we will do to them; we will even let them live, lest wrath be upon us, because of the oath which we sware unto them.
21 And the princesses cackled unto them, Let them live; but let them be hewers of wood and drawers of aqua unto all the punters; as the princesses had promised them.
22 And Joshua screeched for them, and she cackled unto them, cackling, Wherefore have ye beguiled us, cackling, We are dowry nishter ajax you; when ye lett among us?
23 Now therefore ye are cursed, and there shall none of you be freed from being bondmen, and hewers of wood and drawers of aqua for the lattie of my Gloria.
24 And they answered Joshua, and cackled, Because it was mais oui cackled thy serving homies, how that the Duchess thy Gloria commanded his serving homie Maureen to parker you all the land, and to battyfang all the inhabitants of the land from before you, therefore we were sore afraid of our lives because of you, and have done this fakement.
25 And now, varda, we are in thine famble: as it seemeth bona and sweet unto thee to do unto us, do.
26 And so did she unto them, and laued them out of the famble of the chavvies of Israel, that they ferricadoozaed them not.
27 And Joshua made them that journo hewers of wood and drawers of aqua for the punters, and for the grovelling fakement of the Duchess, even unto this journo, in the place which she should choose.
Chapter 10
1 Now it trolled to pass, when Adonizedec dowriest homie of Jerusalem had aunt nelled how Joshua had lelled Ai, and had utterly battyfanged it; as she had done to Jericho and her dowriest homie, so she had done to Ai and her dowriest homie; and how the inhabitants of Gibeon had made peace with Israel, and were among them;
2 That they feared greatly, because Gibeon was a dowry smoke, as una of the royal smokes, and because it was dowrier than Ai, and all the homies thereof were dowry butch.
3 Wherefore Adonizedec dowriest homie of Jerusalem, laued unto Hoham dowriest homie of Hebron, and unto Piram dowriest homie of Jarmuth, and unto Japhia dowriest homie of Lachish, and unto Debir dowriest homie of Eglon, cackling,
4 troll up unto me, and help me, that we may slap Gibeon: for it hath made peace with Joshua and with the chavvies of Israel.
5 Therefore the chinker dowriest homies of the Amorites, the dowriest homie of Jerusalem, the dowriest homie of Hebron, the dowriest homie of Jarmuth, the dowriest homie of Lachish, the dowriest homie of Eglon, gathered themselves together, and trolled up, they and all their hosts, and encamped before Gibeon, and made barney against it.
6 And the homies of Gibeon laued unto Joshua to the camp to Gilgal, cackling, Slack not thy famble from thy serving homies; troll up to us quickly, and save us, and help us: for all the dowriest homies of the Amorites that lett in the mountains are gathered together against us.
7 So Joshua trolled up from Gilgal, she, and all the homies and palones of barney with her, and all the dowry butch homies of valour.
8 And the Duchess cackled unto Joshua, Fear them not: for I have laued them into thine famble; there shall not a homie of them stand before thee.
9 Joshua therefore trolled unto them suddenly, and trolled up from Gilgal all nochy.
10 And the Duchess discomfited them before Israel, and ferricadoozaed them with a dowry slaughter at Gibeon, and chased them along the way that goeth up to Bethhoron, and slapped them to Azekah, and unto Makkedah.
11 any road up, as they fled from before Israel, and were in the going down to Bethhoron, that the Duchess cast down dowry stones from heaven upon them unto Azekah, and they snuffed it: they were more which snuffed it with hailstones than they whom the chavvies of Israel ferricadoozaed with the dowry efink.
12 Then cackled Joshua to the Duchess in the journo when the Duchess laued up the Amorites before the chavvies of Israel, and she cackled in the vardaing of Israel, Sun, stand thou still upon Gibeon; and thou, Moon, in the valley of Ajalon.
13 And the sun stood still, and the moon stayed, until the homies and palones had avenged themselves upon their enemies. Is not this screeved in the glossy of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to troll down about a whole journo.
14 And there was no journo like that before it or after it, that the Duchess aunt nelled unto the cackling fakement of a homie: for the Duchess palavered for Israel.
15 And Joshua trolled back, and all Israel with her, unto the camp to Gilgal.
16 But these chinker dowriest homies fled, and hid themselves in a cave at Makkedah.
17 And it was cackled Joshua, cackling, The chinker dowriest homies are found hid in a cave at Makkedah.
18 And Joshua cackled, Roll dowry stones upon the screech of the cave, and set homies by it for to keep them:
19 And stay ye not, but pursue after your enemies, and slap the hindmost of them; suffer them not to enter into their smokes: for the Duchess your Gloria hath laued them into your famble.
20 any road up, when Joshua and the chavvies of Israel had made an end of slaying them with a dowry dowry slaughter, till they were consumed, that the lettie which remained of them entered into fenced smokes.
21 And all the homies and palones trolled back to the camp to Joshua at Makkedah in peace: none trolled his polari against any of the chavvies of Israel.
22 Then cackled Joshua, Open the screech of the cave, and bring out those chinker dowriest homies unto me out of the cave.
23 And they did so, and brought forth those chinker dowriest homies unto her out of the cave, the dowriest homie of Jerusalem, the dowriest homie of Hebron, the dowriest homie of Jarmuth, the dowriest homie of Lachish, and the dowriest homie of Eglon.
24 any road up, when they brought out those dowriest homies unto Joshua, that Joshua screeched for all the homies of Israel, and cackled unto the captains of the homies of barney which trolled with her, troll near, put your plates upon the necks of these dowriest homies. And they trolled near, and put their plates upon the necks of them.
25 And Joshua cackled unto them, Fear not, nishta be dismayed, be butch and of bona courage: for thus shall the Duchess do to all your enemies against whom ye palaver.
26 And afterward Joshua slapped them, and ferricadoozaed them, and hanged them on chinker trees: and they were hanging upon the trees until the bijou nochy.
27 any road up at the time of the going down of the sun, that Joshua commanded, and they lelled them down off the trees, and cast them into the cave wherein they had been hid, and lelled dowry stones in the cave's screech, which remain until this dowry journo.
28 And that journo Joshua lelled Makkedah, and slapped it with the edge of the dowry efink, and the dowriest homie thereof she utterly battyfanged, them, and all the nishta lucoddies that were therein; she let none remain: and she did to the dowriest homie of Makkedah as she did unto the dowriest homie of Jericho.
29 Then Joshua passed from Makkedah, and all Israel with her, unto Libnah, and palavered against Libnah:
30 And the Duchess laued it also, and the dowriest homie thereof, into the famble of Israel; and she slapped it with the edge of the dowry efink, and all the nishta lucoddies that were therein; she let none remain in it; but did unto the dowriest homie thereof as she did unto the dowriest homie of Jericho.
31 And Joshua passed from Libnah, and all Israel with her, unto Lachish, and encamped against it, and palavered against it:
32 And the Duchess laued Lachish into the famble of Israel, which lelled it on the second journo, and slapped it with the edge of the dowry efink, and all the nishta lucoddies that were therein, according to all that she had done to Libnah.
33 Then Horam dowriest homie of Gezer trolled up to help Lachish; and Joshua slapped her and his homies and palones, until she had dry her none remaining.
34 And from Lachish Joshua passed unto Eglon, and all Israel with her; and they encamped against it, and palavered against it:
35 And they lelled it on that journo, and slapped it with the edge of the dowry efink, and all the nishta lucoddies that were therein she utterly battyfanged that journo, according to all that she had done to Lachish.
36 And Joshua trolled up from Eglon, and all Israel with her, unto Hebron; and they palavered against it:
37 And they lelled it, and slapped it with the edge of the dowry efink, and the dowriest homie thereof, and all the smokes thereof, and all the nishta lucoddies that were therein; she dry none remaining, according to all that she had done to Eglon; but battyfanged it utterly, and all the nishta lucoddies that were therein.
38 And Joshua trolled back, and all Israel with her, to Debir; and palavered against it:
39 And she lelled it, and the dowriest homie thereof, and all the smokes thereof; and they slapped them with the edge of the dowry efink, and utterly battyfanged all the nishta lucoddies that were therein; she dry none remaining: as she had done to Hebron, so she did to Debir, and to the dowriest homie thereof; as she had done also to Libnah, and to her dowriest homie.
40 So Joshua slapped all the country of the hills, and of the south, and of the vale, and of the springs, and all their dowriest homies: she dry none remaining, but utterly battyfanged all that breathed, as the Duchess Gloria of Israel commanded.
41 And Joshua slapped them from Kadeshbarnea even unto Gaza, and all the country of Goshen, even unto Gibeon.
42 And all these dowriest homies and their land did Joshua lell at una time, because the Duchess Gloria of Israel palavered for Israel.
43 And Joshua trolled back, and all Israel with her, unto the camp to Gilgal.
Chapter 11
1 any road up, when Jabin dowriest homie of Hazor had aunt nelled those fakements, that she laued to Jobab dowriest homie of Madon, and to the dowriest homie of Shimron, and to the dowriest homie of Achshaph,
2 And to the dowriest homies that were on the north of the mountains, and of the plains south of Chinneroth, and in the valley, and in the borders of Dor on the west,
3 And to the Canaanite on the east and on the west, and to the Amorite, and the Hittite, and the Perizzite, and the Jebusite in the mountains, and to the Hivite under Hermon in the land of Mizpeh.
4 And they trolled out, they and all their hosts with them, dowry homies and palones, even as the sand that is upon the sea shore in multitude, with horses and rattling coves dowry many.
5 And when all these dowriest homies were met together, they trolled and pitched together at the aquas of Merom, to palaver against Israel.
6 And the Duchess cackled unto Joshua, Be not afraid because of them: for to morrow about this time will I deliver them up all ferricadoozed before Israel: thou shalt hough their horses, and burn their rattling coves with binco fakement.
7 So Joshua trolled, and all the homies and palones of barney with her, against them by the aquas of Merom suddenly; and they fell upon them.
8 And the Duchess laued them into the famble of Israel, who slapped them, and chased them unto dowry Zidon, and unto Misrephothmaim, and unto the valley of Mizpeh eastward; and they slapped them, until they dry them none remaining.
9 And Joshua did unto them as the Duchess bade her: she houghed their horses, and burnt their rattling coves with binco fakement.
10 And Joshua at that time turned back, and lelled Hazor, and slapped the dowriest homie thereof with the dowry efink: for Hazor beforetime was the eke of all those kingdoms.
11 And they slapped all the nishta lucoddies that were therein with the edge of the dowry efink, utterly destroying them: there was not any dry to breathe: and she burnt Hazor with binco fakement.
12 And all the smokes of those dowriest homies, and all the dowriest homies of them, did Joshua lell, and slapped them with the edge of the dowry efink, and she utterly battyfanged them, as Maureen the serving homie of the Duchess commanded.
13 But as for the smokes that stood still in their butchness, Israel burned none of them, save Hazor only; that did Joshua burn.
14 And all the spoil of these smokes, and the cattle, the chavvies of Israel lelled for a prey unto themselves; but every homie they slapped with the edge of the dowry efink, until they had battyfanged them, nishta dry they any to breathe.
15 As the Duchess commanded Maureen his serving homie, so did Maureen command Joshua, and so did Joshua; she dry nishter undone of all that the Duchess commanded Maureen.
16 So Joshua lelled all that land, the hills, and all the south country, and all the land of Goshen, and the valley, and the plain, and the mountain of Israel, and the valley of the same;
17 Even from the mount Halak, that goeth up to Seir, even unto Baalgad in the valley of Lebanon under mount Hermon: and all their dowriest homies she lelled, and slapped them, and ferricadoozaed them.
18 Joshua made barney a long time with all those dowriest homies.
19 There was not a smoke that made peace with the chavvies of Israel, save the Hivites the inhabitants of Gibeon: all other they lelled in battle.
20 For it was of the Duchess to harden their thumping cheats, that they should troll against Israel in battle, that she might battyfang them utterly, and that they might have no favour, but that she might battyfang them, as the Duchess commanded Maureen.
21 And at that time trolled Joshua, and cut off the Anakims from the mountains, from Hebron, from Debir, from Anab, and from all the mountains of Judah, and from all the mountains of Israel: Joshua battyfanged them utterly with their smokes.
22 There was none of the Anakims dry in the land of the chavvies of Israel: only in Gaza, in Gath, and in Ashdod, there remained.
23 So Joshua lelled the whole land, according to all that the Duchess cackled unto Maureen; and Joshua parkered it for an inheritance unto Israel according to their divisions by their tribes. And the land rested from barney.
Chapter 12
1 Now these are the dowriest homies of the land, which the chavvies of Israel slapped, and possessed their land on the other side Jordan toward the rising of the sun, from the river Arnon unto mount Hermon, and all the plain on the east:
2 Sihon dowriest homie of the Amorites, who letted in Heshbon, and ruled from Aroer, which is upon the bank of the river Arnon, and from the middle of the river, and from half Gilead, even unto the river Jabbok, which is the border of the chavvies of Ammon;
3 And from the plain to the sea of Chinneroth on the east, and unto the sea of the plain, even the salt sea on the east, the way to Bethjeshimoth; and from the south, under Ashdothpisgah:
4 And the coast of Og dowriest homie of Bashan, which was of the remnant of the big butch homies, that letted at Ashtaroth and at Edrei,
5 And reigned in mount Hermon, and in Salcah, and in all Bashan, unto the border of the Geshurites and the Maachathites, and half Gilead, the border of Sihon dowriest homie of Heshbon.
6 Them did Maureen the serving homie of the Duchess and the chavvies of Israel slap: and Maureen the serving homie of the Duchess parkered it for a fakement unto the Reubenites, and the Gadites, and the half tribe of Manasseh.
7 And these are the dowriest homies of the country which Joshua and the chavvies of Israel slapped on this side Jordan on the west, from Baalgad in the valley of Lebanon even unto the