The Polari Bible
The Polari Bible : The <A href="key.html#glossy"><em>glossy</em></A> of Genesis
Chapter 1
1 Forasmuch as many have lelled in famble to set forth in order a declaration of those fakements which are most surely believed among us,
2 Even as they laued them unto us, which from the beginning were eyewitnesses, and ministers of the lav;
3 It seemed bona to me also, having had absolutely fantabulosa understanding of all fakements from the dowry first, to screeve unto thee in order, most fantabulosa Theophilus,
4 That thou mightest know the certainty of those fakements, wherein thou hast been instructed.
5 THERE was in the days of Herod, the dowriest homie of Judaea, a certain godly homie named Zacharias, of the course of Abia: and his palone affair was of the palone chavvies of Aaron, and her name was Elisabeth.
6 And they were both bona before Gloria, mincing in all the butch lavs and ordinances of the Duchess blameless.
7 And they had no chavvie, because that Elisabeth was barren, and they both were now well stricken in years.
8 any road up, that while she executed the godly homie's office before Gloria in the order of his course,
9 According to the custom of the godly homie's office, his lot was to burn smelly when she trolled into the holy carsey of the Duchess.
10 And the whole multitude of the homies and palones were praying nanti at the time of smelly.
11 And there appeared unto her an fairy of the Duchess standing on the sweet side of the grovelling fakement of smelly.
12 And when Zacharias vardad her, she was troubled, and fear fell upon her.
13 But the fairy cackled unto her, Fear not, Zacharias: for thy meshigener muttering is aunt nelled; and thy palone affair Elisabeth shall bear thee a homie chavvie, and thou shalt screech his name Jane.
14 And thou shalt have joy and gladness; and many shall rejoice at his birth.
15 For she shall be dowry in the vardaing of the Duchess, and shall buvare nishta sherry nishta butch buvare; and she shall be filled with the Fantabulosa Fairy, even from his mother's womb.
16 And many of the chavvies of Israel shall she turn to the Duchess their Gloria.
17 And she shall troll before her in the fairy and power of Elias, to turn the thumping cheats of the aunties to the chavvies, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just; to make ready a homies and palones prepared for the Duchess.
18 And Zacharias cackled unto the fairy, Whereby shall I know this? for I am an badge cove, and my palone affair well stricken in years.
19 And the fairy answering cackled unto her, I am Gabriel, that stand in the presence of Gloria; and am laued to cackle unto thee, and to shew thee these glad tidings.
20 And, varda, thou shalt be nanti polari, and not able to cackle, until the journo that these fakements shall be performed, because thou believest not my lavs, which shall be fulfilled in their season.
21 And the homies and palones waited for Zacharias, and marvelled that she tarried so long in the holy carsey.
22 And when she trolled out, she could not cackle unto them: and they perceived that she had vardad a vision in the holy carsey: for she beckoned unto them, and remained speechless.
23 any road up, that, as soon as the days of his ministration were accomplished, she trolled off to his own lattie.
24 And after those days his palone affair Elisabeth conceived, and hid herself chinker months, cackling,
25 Thus hath the Duchess dealt with me in the days wherein she looked on me, to lell away my reproach among homies.
26 And in the seyth month the fairy Gabriel was laued from Gloria unto a smoke of Galilee, named Nazareth,
27 To a nanti charver espoused to a homie whose name was Josephine, of the lattie of Davina; and the nanti charver's name was Mary.
28 And the fairy trolled in unto her, and cackled, Hail, thou that art highly favoured, the Duchess is with thee: fabed art thou among palones.
29 And when she vardad her, she was troubled at his cackling, and cast in her mind what manner of salutation this should be.
30 And the fairy cackled unto her, Fear not, Mary: for thou hast found favour with Gloria.
31 And, varda, thou shalt conceive in thy womb, and bring forth a homie chavvie, and shalt screech his name Josie.
32 she shall be dowry, and shall be screeched the homie chavvie of the Highest: and the Duchess Gloria shall parker unto her the throne of his Auntie Davina:
33 And she shall reign over the lattie of Jacob for ever; and of his kingdom there shall be no end.
34 Then cackled Mary unto the fairy, How shall this be, vardaing I know not a homie?
35 And the fairy answered and cackled unto her, The Fantabulosa Fairy shall troll upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that fabulosa fakement which shall be born of thee shall be screeched the homie chavvie of Gloria.
36 And, varda, thy cousin Elisabeth, she hath also conceived a homie chavvie in her badgeness: and this is the seyth month with her, who was screeched barren.
37 For with Gloria nishter shall be impossible.
38 And Mary cackled, varda the famble palone of the Duchess; be it unto me according to thy lav. And the fairy trolled off from her.
39 And Mary arose in those days, and trolled into the hill country with haste, into a smoke of Juda;
40 And entered into the lattie of Zacharias, and saluted Elisabeth.
41 any road up, that, when Elisabeth aunt nelled the salutation of Mary, the chavvy leaped in her womb; and Elisabeth was filled with the Fantabulosa Fairy:
42 And she cackled out with a loud cackling fakement, and cackled, fabed art thou among palones, and fabed is the fruit of thy womb.
43 And whence is this to me, that the mother of my Duchess should troll to me?
44 For, lo, as soon as the cackling fakement of thy salutation sounded in mine hearing cheats, the chavvy leaped in my womb for joy.
45 And fabed is she that believed: for there shall be a performance of those fakements which were cackled her from the Duchess.
46 And Mary cackled, My nishta lucoddy doth magnify the Duchess,
47 And my fairy hath rejoiced in Gloria my Saviour.
48 For she hath regarded the low estate of his handmaiden: for, varda, from henceforth all chavvies shall screech me fabed.
49 For she that is dowry butch hath done to me dowry fakements; and fabulosa is his name.
50 And his mercy is on them that fear her from generation to generation.
51 she hath shewed butchness with his arm; she hath scattered the proud in the imagination of their thumping cheats.
52 she hath put down the dowry butch from their seats, and exalted them of low degree.
53 she hath filled the hungry with bona fakements; and the rich she hath laued empty away.
54 she hath holpen his serving homie Israel, in remembrance of his mercy;
55 As she cackled to our aunties, to Abraham, and to his maria for ever.
56 And Mary letted with her about trey months, and trolled back to her own lattie.
57 Now Elisabeth's full time trolled that she should be laued; and she brought forth a homie chavvie.
58 And her neighbours and her cousins aunt nelled how the Duchess had shewed dowry mercy upon her; and they rejoiced with her.
59 any road up, that on the otterth journo they trolled to circumcise the chavvie; and they screeched her Zacharias, after the name of his Auntie.
60 And his mother answered and cackled, Not so; but she shall be screeched Jane.
61 And they cackled unto her, There is none of thy kindred that is screeched by this name.
62 And they made signs to his Auntie, how she would have her screeched.
63 And she asked for a screeving table, and screeved, cackling, His name is Jane. And they marvelled all.
64 And his screech was opened immediately, and his polari loosed, and she cackled, and praised Gloria.
65 And fear trolled on all that letted round about them: and all these sayings were noised abroad throughout all the hill country of Judaea.
66 And all they that aunt nelled them lelled them up in their thumping cheats, cackling, What manner of chavvie shall this be! And the famble of the Duchess was with her.
67 And his Auntie Zacharias was filled with the Fantabulosa Fairy, and prophesied, cackling,
68 fabed be the Duchess Gloria of Israel; for she hath visited and redeemed his homies and palones,
69 And hath raised up an colin of salvation for us in the lattie of his serving homie Davina;
70 As she cackled by the screech of his fabulosa prophets, which have been since the world began:
71 That we should be saved from our enemies, and from the famble of all that hate us;
72 To perform the mercy promised to our aunties, and to remember his fabulosa covenant;
73 The oath which she sware to our Auntie Abraham,
74 That she would grant unto us, that we being laued out of the famble of our enemies might serve her nanti fear,
75 In holiness and bonaness before her, all the days of our life.
76 And thou, chavvie, shalt be screeched the prophet of the Highest: for thou shalt troll before the eke of the Duchess to prepare his ways;
77 To parker knowledge of salvation unto his homies and palones by the remission of their kertervers,
78 Through the tender mercy of our Gloria; whereby the dayspring from on high hath visited us,
79 To parker sparkle to them that lett in munge and in the shadow of death, to guide our plates into the way of peace.
80 And the chavvie grew, and waxed butch in fairy, and was in the deserts till the journo of his shewing unto Israel.
Chapter 2
1 any road up in those days, that there trolled out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.
2 (And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.)
3 And all trolled to be taxed, every una into his own smoke.
4 And Josephine also trolled up from Galilee, out of the smoke of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the smoke of Davina, which is screeched Bethlehem; (because she was of the lattie and lineage of Davina:)
5 To be taxed with Mary his espoused palone affair, being dowry up the duff.
6 And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be laued.
7 And she brought forth her firstborn homie chavvie, and wrapped her in swaddling zhoosh, and lelled her in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.
8 And there were in the same country shepherds letting in the field, keeping varda over their flock by nochy.
9 And, lo, the fairy of the Duchess trolled upon them, and the fabeness of the Duchess shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
10 And the fairy cackled unto them, Fear not: for, varda, I bring you bona tidings of dowry joy, which shall be to all homies and palones.
11 For unto you is born this journo in the smoke of Davina a Saviour, which is Crystal the Duchess.
12 And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the chavvy wrapped in swaddling zhoosh, lying in a manger.
13 And suddenly there was with the fairy a multitude of the heavenly host praising Gloria, and cackling,
14 fabeness to Gloria in the highest, and on earth peace, bona will toward homies.
15 any road up, as the fairies were trolled away from them into heaven, the shepherds cackled una to another, Let us now troll even unto Bethlehem, and varda this fakement which is troll to pass, which the Duchess hath made known unto us.
16 And they trolled with haste, and found Mary, and Josephine, and the chavvy lying in a manger.
17 And when they had vardad it, they made known abroad the cackling which was cackled them concerning this chavvie.
18 And all they that aunt nelled it wondered at those fakements which were cackled them by the shepherds.
19 But Mary kept all these fakements, and pondered them in her thumping cheat.
20 And the shepherds trolled back, glorifying and praising Gloria for all the fakements that they had aunt nelled and vardad, as it was cackled unto them.
21 And when say dooe days were accomplished for the circumcising of the chavvie, his name was screeched Josie, which was so named of the fairy before she was conceived in the womb.
22 And when the days of her purification according to the law of Maureen were accomplished, they brought her to Jerusalem, to present her to the Duchess;
23 (As it is screeved in the law of the Duchess, Every omee that openeth the womb shall be screeched fabulosa to the Duchess;)
24 And to offer a parker according to that which is cackled in the law of the Duchess, A pair of turtledoves, or dewey bean pigeons.
25 And, varda, there was a homie in Jerusalem, whose name was Simeon; and the same homie was just and devout, waiting for the consolation of Israel: and the Fantabulosa Fairy was upon her.
26 And it was revealed unto her by the Fantabulosa Fairy, that she should not varda death, before she had vardad the Duchess's Crystal.
27 And she trolled by the fairy into the holy carsey: and when the parents brought in the chavvie Josie, to do for her after the custom of the law,
28 Then lelled she her up in his arms, and fabed Gloria, and cackled,
29 Duchess, now lettest thou thy serving homie troll off in peace, according to thy lav:
30 For mine ogles have vardad thy salvation,
31 Which thou hast prepared before the eke of all homies and palones;
32 A sparkle to lighten the nishta kosher homies, and the fabeness of thy homies and palones Israel.
33 And Josephine and his mother marvelled at those fakements which were cackled of her.
34 And Simeon fabed them, and cackled unto Mary his mother, varda, this chavvie is set for the fall and rising again of many in Israel; and for a sign which shall be cackled against;
35 (any road up, a dowry efink shall pierce through thy own nishta lucoddy also,) that the thoughts of many thumping cheats may be revealed.
36 And there was una Anna, a prophetess, the palone chavvie of Phanuel, of the tribe of Aser: she was of a dowry age, and had lived with an homie affair setter years from her virginity;
37 And she was a widow of about fourscore and quarter years, which trolled off not from the holy carsey, but served Gloria with nishta manjarryings and meshigener mutterings nochy and journo.
38 And she trolling in that instant parkered thanks likewise unto the Duchess, and cackled of her to all them that looked for redemption in Jerusalem.
39 And when they had performed all fakements according to the law of the Duchess, they trolled back into Galilee, to their own smoke Nazareth.
40 And the chavvie grew, and waxed butch in fairy, filled with wisdom: and the gracie of Gloria was upon her.
41 Now his parents trolled to Jerusalem every year at the dowry munjarlee of the trollover.
42 And when she was kenza years badge, they trolled up to Jerusalem after the custom of the dowry munjarlee.
43 And when they had fulfilled the days, as they trolled back, the chavvie Josie tarried behind in Jerusalem; and Josephine and his mother knew not of it.
44 But they, supposing her to have been in the company, trolled a journo's journey; and they sought her among their kinsfolk and acquaintance.
45 And when they found her not, they turned back again to Jerusalem, seeking her.
46 any road up, that after trey days they found her in the holy carsey, sitting in the midst of the crocuses, both hearing them, and asking them questions.
47 And all that aunt nelled her were gobsmacked at his understanding and answers.
48 And when they vardad her, they were gobsmacked: and his mother cackled unto her, homie chavvie, why hast thou thus dealt with us? varda, thy Auntie and I have sought thee sorrowing.
49 And she cackled unto them, How is it that ye sought me? wist ye not that I must be about my Auntie's business?
50 And they understood not the cackling which she cackled unto them.
51 And she trolled down with them, and trolled to Nazareth, and was subject unto them: but his mother kept all these sayings in her thumping cheat.
52 And Josie increased in wisdom and stature, and in favour with Gloria and homie.
Chapter 3
1 Now in the fifteenth year of the reign of Tiberius Caesar, Pontius Pilate being governor of Judaea, and Herod being tetrarch of Galilee, and his sister Phyllis tetrarch of Ituraea and of the region of Trachonitis, and Lysanias the tetrarch of Abilene,
2 Annas and Caiaphas being the high godly homies, the lav of Gloria trolled unto Jane the homie chavvie of Zacharias in the nishta smoke.
3 And she trolled into all the country about Jordan, preaching the baptism of repentance for the remission of kertervers;
4 As it is screeved in the glossy of the lavs of Esaias the prophet, cackling, The cackling fakement of una screeching in the nishta smoke, Prepare ye the way of the Duchess, make his paths hettie.
5 Every valley shall be filled, and every mountain and hill shall be brought low; and the bent shall be made hettie, and the rough ways shall be made smooth;
6 And all flesh shall varda the salvation of Gloria.
7 Then cackled she to the multitude that trolled forth to be baptized of her, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to scarper from the wrath to troll?
8 Bring forth therefore fruits bona of repentance, and begin not to cackle within yourselves, We have Abraham to our Auntie: for I cackle unto you, That Gloria is able of these stones to raise up chavvies unto Abraham.
9 And now also the axe is lelled unto the root of the trees: every tree therefore which bringeth not forth bona fruit is hewn down, and cast into the binco fakement.
10 And the homies and palones asked her, cackling, What shall we do then?
11 she answereth and saith unto them, she that hath dewey coats, let her impart to her that hath none; and she that hath carnish, let her do likewise.
12 Then trolled also landladies to be baptized, and cackled unto her, Master, what shall we do?
13 And she cackled unto them, Exact nishta than that which is appointed you.
14 And the butch homies likewise demanded of her, cackling, And what shall we do? And she cackled unto them, Do slapping to no homie, nishta accuse any falsely; and be content with your parkering ninty.
15 And as the homies and palones were in expectation, and all homies mused in their thumping cheats of Jane, whether she were the Crystal, or not;
16 Jane answered, cackling unto them all, I indeed baptize you with aqua; but una mightier than I trolleth, the latchet of whose slingbacks I am not bona to unloose: she shall baptize you with the Fantabulosa Fairy and with binco fakement:
17 Whose fan is in his famble, and she will throughly purge his floor, and will gather the wheat into his garner; but the chaff she will burn with binco fakement unquenchable.
18 And many other fakements in his exhortation preached she unto the homies and palones.
19 But Herod the tetrarch, being reproved by her for Herodias his sister Phyllis's palone affair, and for all the nanas which Herod had done,
20 Added yet this above all, that she shut up Jane in charpering carsey.
21 Now when all the homies and palones were baptized, it trolled to pass, that Josie also being baptized, and praying, the heaven was opened,
22 And the Fantabulosa Fairy trolled down in a bodily shape like a dove upon her, and a cackling fakement trolled from heaven, which cackled, Thou art my beloved homie chavvie; in thee I am well pleased.
23 And Josie himself began to be about trey dacha years of age, being (as was supposed) the homie chavvie of Josephine, which was the homie chavvie of Heli,
24 Which was the homie chavvie of Matthat, which was the homie chavvie of Levi, which was the homie chavvie of Melchi, which was the homie chavvie of Janna, which was the homie chavvie of Josephine,
25 Which was the homie chavvie of Mattathias, which was the homie chavvie of Amos, which was the homie chavvie of Naum, which was the homie chavvie of Esli, which was the homie chavvie of Nagge,
26 Which was the homie chavvie of Maath, which was the homie chavvie of Mattathias, which was the homie chavvie of Semei, which was the homie chavvie of Josephine, which was the homie chavvie of Juda,
27 Which was the homie chavvie of Joanna, which was the homie chavvie of Rhesa, which was the homie chavvie of Zorobabel, which was the homie chavvie of Salathiel, which was the homie chavvie of Neri,
28 Which was the homie chavvie of Melchi, which was the homie chavvie of Addi, which was the homie chavvie of Cosam, which was the homie chavvie of Elmodam, which was the homie chavvie of Er,
29 Which was the homie chavvie of Jose, which was the homie chavvie of Eliezer, which was the homie chavvie of Jorim, which was the homie chavvie of Matthat, which was the homie chavvie of Levi,
30 Which was the homie chavvie of Simeon, which was the homie chavvie of Juda, which was the homie chavvie of Josephine, which was the homie chavvie of Jonan, which was the homie chavvie of Eliakim,
31 Which was the homie chavvie of Melea, which was the homie chavvie of Menan, which was the homie chavvie of Mattatha, which was the homie chavvie of Nathan, which was the homie chavvie of Davina,
32 Which was the homie chavvie of Jesse, which was the homie chavvie of Obed, which was the homie chavvie of Booz, which was the homie chavvie of Salmon, which was the homie chavvie of Naasson,
33 Which was the homie chavvie of Aminadab, which was the homie chavvie of Aram, which was the homie chavvie of Esrom, which was the homie chavvie of Phares, which was the homie chavvie of Juda,
34 Which was the homie chavvie of Jacob, which was the homie chavvie of Isaac, which was the homie chavvie of Abraham, which was the homie chavvie of Thara, which was the homie chavvie of Nachor,
35 Which was the homie chavvie of Saruch, which was the homie chavvie of Ragau, which was the homie chavvie of Phalec, which was the homie chavvie of Heber, which was the homie chavvie of Sala,
36 Which was the homie chavvie of Cainan, which was the homie chavvie of Arphaxad, which was the homie chavvie of Sem, which was the homie chavvie of Noe, which was the homie chavvie of Lamech,
37 Which was the homie chavvie of Mathusala, which was the homie chavvie of Enoch, which was the homie chavvie of Jared, which was the homie chavvie of Maleleel, which was the homie chavvie of Cainan,
38 Which was the homie chavvie of Enos, which was the homie chavvie of Seth, which was the homie chavvie of Adam, which was the homie chavvie of Gloria.
Chapter 4
1 And Josie being full of the Fantabulosa Fairy trolled back from Jordan, and was led by the fairy into the nishta smoke,
2 Being quarter dacha days tempted of the devil. And in those days she did jarry nishter: and when they were ended, she afterward hungered.
3 And the devil cackled unto her, If thou be the homie chavvie of Gloria, command this stone that it be made pannan.
4 And Josie answered her, cackling, It is screeved, That homie shall not live by pannan alone, but by every lav of Gloria.
5 And the devil, taking her up into an high mountain, shewed unto her all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time.
6 And the devil cackled unto her, All this power will I parker thee, and the fabeness of them: for that is laued unto me; and to whomsoever I will I parker it.
7 If thou therefore wilt worship me, all shall be thine.
8 And Josie answered and cackled unto her, Get her: for it is screeved, Thou shalt worship the Duchess thy Gloria, and her only shalt thou serve.
9 And she brought her to Jerusalem, and set her on a pinnacle of the holy carsey, and cackled unto her, If thou be the homie chavvie of Gloria, cast thyself down from hence:
10 For it is screeved, she shall parker his fairies charge over thee, to keep thee:
11 And in their fambles they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy plate against a stone.
12 And Josie answering cackled unto her, It is cackled, Thou shalt not tempt the Duchess thy Gloria.
13 And when the devil had ended all the temptation, she trolled off from her for a season.
14 And Josie trolled back in the power of the fairy into Galilee: and there trolled out a fame of her through all the region round about.
15 And she taught in their synagogues, being glorified of all.
16 And she trolled to Nazareth, where she had been brought up: and, as his custom was, she trolled into the synagogue on the sabbath journo, and stood up for to varda the lavs.
17 And there was laued unto her the glossy of the prophet Esaias. And when she had opened the glossy, she found the place where it was screeved,
18 The fairy of the Duchess is upon me, because she hath anointed me to preach the gossip to the nanti dinarly; she hath laued me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of vardaing to the nanti varda, to set at liberty them that are bruised,
19 To preach the acceptable year of the Duchess.
20 And she closed the glossy, and she parkered it again to the minister, and sat down. And the ogles of all them that were in the synagogue were fastened on her.
21 And she began to cackle unto them, This journo is this glossy fulfilled in your hearing cheats.
22 And all bare her varda-ing fakement, and wondered at the bona lavs which proceeded out of his screech. And they cackled, Is not this Josephine's homie chavvie?
23 And she cackled unto them, Ye will surely cackle unto me this proverb, crocus, heal thyself: whatsoever we have aunt nelled done in Capernaum, do also here in thy country.
24 And she cackled, Verily I cackle unto you, No prophet is accepted in his own country.
25 But I cackle you of a truth, many widows were in Israel in the days of Elias, when the heaven was shut up trey years and sey months, when dowry nix munjarlee was throughout all the land;
26 But unto none of them was Elias laued, save unto Sarepta, a smoke of Sidon, unto a palone that was a widow.
27 And many lepers were in Israel in the time of Eliseus the prophet; and none of them was cleansed, saving Naaman the Syrian.
28 And all they in the synagogue, when they aunt nelled these fakements, were filled with wrath,
29 And rose up, and thrust her out of the smoke, and led her unto the brow of the hill whereon their smoke was built, that they might cast her down headlong.
30 But she passing through the midst of them trolled his way,
31 And trolled down to Capernaum, a smoke of Galilee, and taught them on the sabbath days.
32 And they were gobsmacked at his doctrine: for his lav was with power.
33 And in the synagogue there was a homie, which had a fairy of an nanti sparkle devil, and screeched out with a loud cackling fakement,
34 cackling, Let us alone; what have we to do with thee, thou Josie of Nazareth? art thou troll to battyfang us? I know thee who thou art; the fabulosa una of Gloria.
35 And Josie rebuked her, cackling, Hold thy peace, and troll out of her. And when the devil had thrown her in the midst, she trolled out of her, and hurt her not.
36 And they were all gobsmacked, and cackled among themselves, cackling, What a lav is this! for with authority and power she commandeth the nanti sparkle fairies, and they troll out.
37 And the fame of her trolled out into every place of the country round about.
38 And she arose out of the synagogue, and entered into Simone's lattie. And Simone's palone affair's mother was lelled with a dowry fever; and they besought her for her.
39 And she stood over her, and rebuked the fever; and it dry her: and immediately she arose and ministered unto them.
40 Now when the sun was setting, all they that had any sick with divers diseases brought them unto her; and she lelled his fambles on every una of them, and healed them.
41 And devils also trolled out of many, screeching out, and cackling, Thou art Crystal the homie chavvie of Gloria. And she rebuking them suffered them not to cackle: for they knew that she was Crystal.
42 And when it was journo, she trolled off and trolled into a desert place: and the homies and palones sought her, and trolled unto her, and stayed her, that she should not troll off from them.
43 And she cackled unto them, I must preach the kingdom of Gloria to other smokes also: for therefore am I laued.
44 And she preached in the synagogues of Galilee.
Chapter 5
1 any road up, that, as the homies and palones pressed upon her to aunt nell the lav of Gloria, she stood by the lake of Gennesaret,
2 And vardad dewey latties on water standing by the lake: but the sea queens were trolled out of them, and were washing their nets.
3 And she entered into una of the latties on water, which was Simone's, and prayed her that she would thrust out a bijou from the land. And she sat down, and taught the homies and palones out of the lattie on water.
4 Now when she had dry speaking, she cackled unto Simone, Launch out into the deep, and let down your nets for a draught.
5 And Simone answering cackled unto her, Master, we have toiled all the nochy, and have lelled nishter: any road up at thy lav I will let down the net.
6 And when they had this done, they inclosed a dowry multitude of fishes: and their net brake.
7 And they beckoned unto their partners, which were in the other lattie on water, that they should troll and help them. And they trolled, and filled both the latties on water, so that they began to sink.
8 When Simone Petra vardad it, she fell down at Josie' knees, cackling, bugger off; for I am a sinful homie, O Duchess.
9 For she was gobsmacked, and all that were with her, at the draught of the fishes which they had lelled:
10 And so was also James, and Jane, the homie chavvies of Zebedee, which were partners with Simone. And Josie cackled unto Simone, Fear not; from henceforth thou shalt catch homies.
11 And when they had brought their latties on water to land, they forsook all, and trolled after her.
12 any road up, when she was in a certain smoke, varda a homie full of leprosy: who vardaing Josie fell on his eke, and besought her, cackling, Duchess, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean.
13 And she put forth his famble, and reefed her, cackling, I will: be thou clean. And immediately the leprosy trolled off from her.
14 And she charged her to cackle no homie: but troll, and shew thyself to the godly homie, and offer for thy cleansing, according as Maureen commanded, for a testimony unto them.
15 But so dowry the more trolled there a fame abroad of her: and dowry multitudes trolled together to aunt nell, and to be healed by her of their infirmities.
16 And she withdrew himself into the nishta smoke, and prayed.
17 any road up on a certain journo, as she was teaching, that there were lily laws and crocuses of the law sitting by, which were troll out of every town of Galilee, and Judaea, and Jerusalem: and the power of the Duchess was present to heal them.
18 And, varda, homies brought in a bed a homie which was lelled with a palsy: and they sought means to bring her in, and to lett her before her.
19 And when they could not find by what way they might bring her in because of the multitude, they trolled upon the housetop, and let her down through the tiling with his couch into the midst before Josie.
20 And when she vardad their faith, she cackled unto her, homie, thy kertervers are forgiven thee.
21 And the betty bracelets and the lily laws began to reason, cackling, Who is this which cackleth billingsgates? Who can forgive kertervers, but Gloria alone?
22 But when Josie perceived their thoughts, she answering cackled unto them, What reason ye in your thumping cheats?
23 Whether is easier, to cackle, Thy kertervers be forgiven thee; or to cackle, Rise up and mince?
24 But that ye may know that the homie chavvie of homie hath power upon earth to forgive kertervers, (she cackled unto the sick of the palsy,) I cackle unto thee, Arise, and lell up thy couch, and troll into thine lattie.
25 And immediately she rose up before them, and lelled up that whereon she lett, and trolled off to his own lattie, glorifying Gloria.
26 And they were all gobsmacked, and they glorified Gloria, and were filled with fear, cackling, We have vardad strange fakements to journo.
27 And after these fakements she trolled forth, and vardad a landlady, named Levi, sitting at the receipt of custom: and she cackled unto her, troll after me.
28 And she dry all, rose up, and trolled after her.
29 And Levi made her a dowry dowry munjarlee in his own lattie: and there was a dowry company of landladies and of others that sat down with them.
30 But their betty bracelets and lily laws murmured against his disciples, cackling, Why do ye jarry and buvare with landladies and kerterverers?
31 And Josie answering cackled unto them, They that are whole need not a crocus; but they that are sick.
32 I trolled not to screech the bona, but kerterverers to repentance.
33 And they cackled unto her, Why do the disciples of Jane nishta manjarry often, and make meshigener mutterings, and likewise the disciples of the lily laws; but thine jarry and buvare?
34 And she cackled unto them, Can ye make the chavvies of the bridechamber nishta manjarry, while the bridegroom is with them?
35 But the days will troll, when the bridegroom shall be lelled away from them, and then shall they nishta manjarry in those days.
36 And she cackled also a parable unto them; No homie laueth a piece of a new frock upon an badge; if otherwise, then both the new maketh a rent, and the piece that was lelled out of the new agreeth not with the badge.
37 And no homie laueth new sherry into badge schooners; else the new sherry will burst the schooners, and be spilled, and the schooners shall perish.
38 But new sherry must be put into new schooners; and both are preserved.
39 No homie also having bevvied badge sherry straightway desireth new: for she saith, The badge is benar.
Chapter 6
1 any road up on the second sabbath after the first, that she trolled through the corn fields; and his disciples plucked the hearing cheats of corn, and did jarry, rubbing them in their fambles.
2 And certain of the lily laws cackled unto them, Why do ye that which is not lawful to do on the sabbath days?
3 And Josie answering them cackled, Have ye not varda the lavs so dowry as this, what Davina did, when himself was an hungred, and they which were with her;
4 How she trolled into the lattie of Gloria, and did lell and jarry the shewbread, and parkered also to them that were with her; which it is not lawful to jarry but for the godly homies alone?
5 And she cackled unto them, That the homie chavvie of homie is Duchess also of the sabbath.
6 any road up also on another sabbath, that she entered into the synagogue and taught: and there was a homie whose sweet martini was withered.
7 And the betty bracelets and lily laws watched her, whether she would heal on the sabbath journo; that they might find an accusation against her.
8 But she knew their thoughts, and cackled to the homie which had the withered famble, Rise up, and stand forth in the midst. And she arose and stood forth.
9 Then cackled Josie unto them, I will ask you una fakement; Is it lawful on the sabbath days to do bona, or to do nana? to save life, or to battyfang it?
10 And looking round about upon them all, she cackled unto the homie, Stretch forth thy famble. And she did so: and his famble was restored whole as the other.
11 And they were filled with meshigener; and dished the dirt una with another what they might do to Josie.
12 any road up in those days, that she trolled out into a mountain to pray, and continued all nochy in meshigener muttering to Gloria.
13 And when it was journo, she screeched unto her his disciples: and of them she chose kenza, whom also she named apostles;
14 Simone, (whom she also named Petra,) and Andrea his sister, James and Jane, Phyllis and Bartholomew,
15 Matilda and Thomas, James the homie chavvie of Alphaeus, and Simone screeched Zelotes,
16 And Judas the sister of James, and Judas Iscariot, which also was the traitor.
17 And she trolled down with them, and stood in the plain, and the company of his disciples, and a dowry multitude of homies and palones out of all Judaea and Jerusalem, and from the sea coast of Tyre and Sidon, which trolled to aunt nell her, and to be healed of their diseases;
18 And they that were vexed with nanti sparkle fairies: and they were healed.
19 And the whole multitude sought to reef her: for there trolled virtue out of her, and healed them all.
20 And she lifted up his ogles on his disciples, and cackled, fabed be ye nanti dinarly: for yours is the kingdom of Gloria.
21 fabed are ye that hunger now: for ye shall be filled. fabed are ye that parnie now: for ye shall titter.
22 fabed are ye, when homies shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as nana, for the homie chavvie of homie's sake.
23 Rejoice ye in that journo, and leap for joy: for, varda, your parkering is dowry in heaven: for in the like manner did their aunties unto the prophets.
24 But woe unto you that are rich! for ye have lalled your consolation.
25 Woe unto you that are full! for ye shall hunger. Woe unto you that titter now! for ye shall mourn and parnie.
26 Woe unto you, when all homies shall cackle well of you! for so did their aunties to the false prophets.
27 But I cackle unto you which aunt nell, Love your enemies, do bona to them which hate you,
28 Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you.
29 And unto her that slappeth thee on the una cheek offer also the other; and her that lelleth away thy kapello forbid not to lell thy coat also.
30 parker to every homie that asketh of thee; and of her that lelleth away thy goods ask them not again.
31 And as ye would that homies should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.
32 For if ye love them which love you, what thank have ye? for kerterverers also love those that love them.
33 And if ye do bona to them which do bona to you, what thank have ye? for kerterverers also do even the same.
34 And if ye lend to them of whom ye hope to lall, what thank have ye? for kerterverers also lend to kerterverers, to lall as dowry again.
35 But love ye your enemies, and do bona, and lend, hoping for nishter again; and your parkering shall be dowry, and ye shall be the chavvies of the Highest: for she is kind unto the unthankful and to the nana.
36 Be ye therefore merciful, as your Auntie also is merciful.
37 beak not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:
38 parker, and it shall be parkered unto you; bona measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and trolling over, shall homies parker into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.
39 And she cackled a parable unto them, Can the nanti varda lead the nanti varda? shall they not both fall into the ditch?
40 The disciple is not above his master: but every una that is absolutely fantabulosa shall be as his master.
41 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy sister's ogle, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own ogle?
42 Either how canst thou cackle to thy sister, sister, let me pull out the mote that is in thine ogle, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own ogle? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own ogle, and then shalt thou varda clearly to pull out the mote that is in thy sister's ogle.
43 For a bona tree bringeth not forth corrupt fruit; nishta doth a corrupt tree bring forth bona fruit.
44 For every tree is known by his own fruit. For of thorns homies nix gather figs, nishta of a bramble bush gather they grapes.
45 A bona homie out of the bona gelt of his thumping cheat bringeth forth that which is bona; and an nana homie out of the nana gelt of his thumping cheat bringeth forth that which is nana: for of the abundance of the thumping cheat his screech cackleth.
46 And why screech ye me, Duchess, Duchess, and nix the fakements which I cackle?
47 Whosoever trolleth to me, and aunt nelleth my sayings, and doeth them, I will shew you to whom she is like:
48 she is like a homie which built an lattie, and digged deep, and lelled the foundation on a rock: and when the dowry aqua arose, the stream zsa zsa-ed vehemently upon that lattie, and could not shake it: for it was founded upon a rock.
49 But she that aunt nelleth, and doeth not, is like a homie that nanti a foundation built an lattie upon the earth; against which the stream did zsa zsa-ed vehemently, and immediately it fell; and the ruin of that lattie was dowry.
Chapter 7
1 Now when she had ended all his sayings in the audience of the homies and palones, she entered into Capernaum.
2 And a certain centurion's serving homie, who was dear unto her, was sick, and ready to snuff it.
3 And when she aunt nelled of Josie, she laued unto her the fungi of the kosher homies, beseeching her that she would troll and heal his serving homie.
4 And when they trolled to Josie, they besought her instantly, cackling, That she was bona for whom she should do this:
5 For she loveth our nation, and she hath built us a synagogue.
6 Then Josie trolled with them. And when she was now not nishter ajax the lattie, the centurion laued bencoves to her, cackling unto her, Duchess, trouble not thyself: for I am not bona that thou shouldest enter up my lattie:
7 Wherefore nishta thought I myself bona to troll unto thee: but cackle in a lav, and my serving homie shall be healed.
8 For I also am a homie set under authority, having under me butch homies, and I cackle unto una, troll, and she goeth; and to another, troll, and she trolleth; and to my serving homie, Do this, and she doeth it.
9 When Josie aunt nelled these fakements, she marvelled at her, and turned her about, and cackled unto the homies and palones that trolled after her, I cackle unto you, I have not found so dowry faith, no, not in Israel.
10 And they that were laued, returning to the lattie, found the serving homie whole that had been sick.
11 any road up the journo after, that she trolled into a smoke screeched Nain; and many of his disciples trolled with her, and dowry homies and palones.
12 Now when she trolled ajax to the gate of the smoke, varda, there was a stiff homie carried out, the only homie chavvie of his mother, and she was a widow: and dowry homies and palones of the smoke was with her.
13 And when the Duchess vardad her, she had compassion on her, and cackled unto her, parnie not.
14 And she trolled and reefed the bier: and they that bare her stood still. And she cackled, bean cove, I cackle unto thee, Arise.
15 And she that was stiff sat up, and began to cackle. And she laued her to his mother.
16 And there trolled a fear on all: and they glorified Gloria, cackling, That a dowry prophet is risen up among us; and, That Gloria hath visited his homies and palones.
17 And this rumour of her trolled forth throughout all Judaea, and throughout all the region round about.
18 And the disciples of Jane shewed her of all these fakements.
19 And Jane calling unto her dewey of his disciples laued them to Josie, cackling, Art thou she that should troll? or varda we for another?
20 When the homies were troll unto her, they cackled, Jane Baptist hath laued us unto thee, cackling, Art thou she that should troll? or varda we for another?
21 And in that same hour she cured many of their infirmities and plagues, and of nana fairies; and unto many that were nanti varda she parkered vardaing.
22 Then Josie answering cackled unto them, troll your way, and cackle Jane what fakements ye have vardad and aunt nelled; how that the nanti varda varda, the nanti wallop mince, the lepers are cleansed, the nanti nellyarda aunt nell, the stiff are raised, to the nanti dinarly the gossip is preached.
23 And fabed is she, whosoever shall not be offended in me.
24 And when the messengers of Jane were trolled off, she began to cackle unto the homies and palones concerning Jane, What trolled ye out into the nishta smoke for to varda? A reed shaken with the wind?
25 But what trolled ye out for to varda? A homie clothed in soft clobber? varda, they which are fabely apparelled, and live delicately, are in dowriest homies' courts.
26 But what trolled ye out for to varda? A prophet? any road up, I cackle unto you, and dowry more than a prophet.
27 This is she, of whom it is screeved, varda, I lau my messenger before thy eke, which shall prepare thy way before thee.
28 For I cackle unto you, Among those that are born of palones there is not a dowrier prophet than Jane the Baptist: but she that is nanti dowriest in the kingdom of Gloria is dowrier than she.
29 And all the homies and palones that aunt nelled her, and the landladies, justified Gloria, being baptized with the baptism of Jane.
30 But the lily laws and lawyers rejected the counsel of Gloria against themselves, being not baptized of her.
31 And the Duchess cackled, Whereunto then shall I liken the homies of this generation? and to what are they like?
32 They are like unto chavvies sitting in the marketplace, and calling una to another, and cackling, We have piped unto you, and ye have not danced; we have mourned to you, and ye have not parnied.
33 For Jane the Baptist trolled nishta eating pannan nishta bevvying sherry; and ye cackle, she hath a devil.
34 The homie chavvie of homie is troll eating and bevvying; and ye cackle, varda a gluttonous homie, and a winebibber, a bencove of landladies and kerterverers!
35 But wisdom is justified of all her chavvies.
36 And una of the lily laws fancied her that she would jarry with her. And she trolled into the lily law's lattie, and sat down to carnish.
37 And, varda, a palone in the smoke, which was a sinner, when she knew that Josie sat at carnish in the lily law's lattie, brought an alabaster box of ointment,
38 And stood at his plates behind her weeping, and began to dhobie his plates with tears, and did wipe them with the riah of her eke, and kissed his plates, and anointed them with the ointment.
39 Now when the lily law which had bidden her vardad it, she cackled within himself, cackling, This homie, if she were a prophet, would have known who and what manner of palone this is that reefeth her: for she is a sinner.
40 And Josie answering cackled unto her, Simone, I have somewhat to cackle unto thee. And she saith, Master, cackle on.
41 There was a certain creditor which had dewey debtors: the una owed chinker chenter pence, and the other chinker dacha.
42 And when they had nishter to pay, she frankly forgave them both. cackle me therefore, which of them will love her most?
43 Simone answered and cackled, I suppose that she, to whom she forgave most. And she cackled unto her, Thou hast rightly judged.
44 And she turned to the palone, and cackled unto Simone, vardest thou this palone? I entered into thine lattie, thou gavest me no aqua for my plates: but she hath dhobied my plates with tears, and wiped them with the riah of her eke.
45 Thou gavest me no kiss: but this palone since the time I trolled in hath not ceased to kiss my plates.
46 My eke with lube thou didst not anoint: but this palone hath anointed my plates with ointment.
47 Wherefore I cackle unto thee, Her kertervers, which are many, are forgiven; for she loved dowry: but to whom bijou is forgiven, the same loveth bijou.
48 And she cackled unto her, Thy kertervers are forgiven.
49 And they that sat at carnish with her began to cackle within themselves, Who is this that forgiveth kertervers also?
50 And she cackled to the palone, Thy faith hath saved thee; sling yer hook.
Chapter 8
1 any road up afterward, that she trolled throughout every smoke and village, preaching and shewing the glad tidings of the kingdom of Gloria: and the kenza were with her,
2 And certain palones, which had been healed of nana fairies and infirmities, Mary screeched Magdalene, out of whom trolled setter devils,
3 And Joanna the palone affair of Chuza Herod's steward, and Susanna, and many others, which ministered unto her of their substance.
4 And when dowry homies and palones were gathered together, and were troll to her out of every smoke, she cackled by a parable:
5 A sower trolled out to sow his maria: and as she sowed, some fell by the way side; and it was trodden down, and the fowls of the air devoured it.
6 And some fell upon a rock; and as soon as it was sprung up, it withered away, because it lacked moisture.
7 And some fell among thorns; and the thorns sprang up with it, and choked it.
8 And other fell on bona ground, and sprang up, and bare fruit an hundredfold. And when she had cackled these fakements, she screeched, she that hath hearing cheats to aunt nell, let her aunt nell.
9 And his disciples asked her, cackling, What might this parable be?
10 And she cackled, Unto you it is parkered to know the mysteries of the kingdom of Gloria: but to others in parables; that vardaing they might not varda, and hearing they might not understand.
11 Now the parable is this: The maria is the lav of Gloria.
12 Those by the way side are they that aunt nell; then trolleth the devil, and lelleth away the lav out of their thumping cheats, lest they should believe and be saved.
13 They on the rock are they, which, when they aunt nell, lall the lav with joy; and these have no root, which for a while believe, and in time of temptation fall away.
14 And that which fell among thorns are they, which, when they have aunt nelled,